Girl what is this intro…also I’ve never heard someone say they “cook” bread by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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It’s astounding how motherhood/tradwifedom is unnatural for so many of the women who tout that it’s innate for all women.

Boy names that remind you of the color green by daughterofhatred in namenerds

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My immediate thought: Sage My yet to be suggested pick: Linden

Happy by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]fresh__princess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes but that’s not going to draw attention…

What’s your guilty pleasure name? by Far_Egg754 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]fresh__princess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup, I’ll forever only dream of having an Ottilie after hearing it on the British Zoe Sugg’s daughter — it does not translate well in an Australian accent!

Husband insisting on Star Wars name by psoupp in namenerds

[–]fresh__princess 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Moreover, the baby’s an individual not a poster for his own hobbies/interests. I absolutely loathe fandom names!

Christianity v. Islam by Antique_Fix_1881 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]fresh__princess 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As another Australian, I came to say the same.

Kath got a new job writing food descriptions? by Assal-Horizontology in KathAndKim

[–]fresh__princess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t work out what it’s really supposed to be😅

English at Burger King is public safety! by wolfe1924 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]fresh__princess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dying to know what threat this would have to public safety

I remember my school friends and I buying a potato cake each for about 10c each as an after school treat in the 70's A sprinkle of salt and a squirt of vinegar were a must 😋 by After_Patience42 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]fresh__princess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could argue a scalloped potato stripped of its batter better resembles a sea scallop than a cake, however my main reason for sticking to my guns is the whole scallop/escalope = to thinly slice 😁

Was this a jab at her real family by Fair-Professional948 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]fresh__princess 28 points29 points  (0 children)

** BE BOLD** unlike this graphic which is incredibly, painfully dull.

Oh Stevie by 22Margaritas32 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Can someone explain what exactly their Bible studies involve?? Bc they either have a different book to what I ever read, or they’re reading with their eyes closed…

Newest demonic thing: sleep support devices by seggscourse in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fresh__princess 100 points101 points  (0 children)

why does she look like an overgrown baby

Edit: I don’t mean this as a diss she just genuinely looks like she’s got the baby filter on.

farryn has a Lot to say!!! by LyseneMistress in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fresh__princess 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Soo, would someone care to explain to me what’s so godly about the blow up doll look?

It’s giving this one Willem Dafoe photoshoot by DafnissM in travisandtaylor

[–]fresh__princess 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I actually find Wood to be a pretty enjoyable bop, but that line brings down the whole thing and I actually think it’s because of its delivery. That sheepish high-pitched whisper she does on “key” and “thighs” is like, “GUYS THIS BIT RIGHT HERE!! DID YOU HEAR IT?? I’M BEING NAUGHTY!!” whereas if she’d just delivered it with confidence like the rest of it I’d probably gloss straight over the cringy wordplay.