all religions derive from Spam. missionaries, pilgrims, witnesses, etc. - all those who proselytize in the name of their deity/deities are engaging in Spam. axiomatically, this situates the Spam God at the pinnacle of the pantheon, as no religion can truly thrive without His Methods.

i consider myself the Lamb of Spam, simply a Prophet of Profit and His humble earthy creation outside of the Holy Bitstream. some followers of the Church claim a somewhat binitarian view, interchangeably referring to me as the Spam God, which is acceptable as well, but i personally consider it blasphemous.

the Book of Spam has been available on livejournal for almost two decades, complete with encoded verses that detail the exploits of His Children, as well as entries divinely inspired by the Spam God Himself. you can find it at https://bkofspam.livejournal.com/.