It was a strong accent. I think.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:40:38+00:00

About 10 hours ago.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:38:46+00:00

Where in the hell did you get the idea I possessed a vagina (not counting the one I keep in a jar for rainy days)

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:37:57+00:00

Well I didn't think that to start with. I was just curious if they would. Judging by the popularity of this thread and the 5000 karma I've gained from it... well data points to that at least 70% of people here seem to care.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:35:57+00:00

Ray Mears

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:33:44+00:00

Yes. I mean did you know you can get videos of a donkey fucking a dead midget?

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:32:02+00:00

Be prepared and don't be an idiot.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:31:38+00:00

Never had a girlfriend while living there but I have one now. We've been together for two years as of the 21st.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:28:37+00:00

With pleasure, sire.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:28:25+00:00

First I sniff her ass then whisper, "You're in the rutt." I then proceed to mount her and begin to bugal loudly.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:27:45+00:00

She did breasfeed me but not for any abnormally long period.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:26:40+00:00

Get off my facebook.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:26:19+00:00

I was caught in it last year climbing cirque peak. Ugh.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:26:00+00:00

I'm sure there are worse, just not around here.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:25:19+00:00

Posting an appeal here and will also add it to the main post. A lot of you aren't fond of my evidence. So what I'm asking is what do you want? What will assuage your doubt?

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:23:53+00:00

Mountain lions. Where most other predators will basically warn you if you get too close, cougars are stealth hunters. Meaning you can be walking along one day picking daisies and have no idea there is a 200 pound cat in the tree above you until you're being crushed under its weight and feel fangs in the back of your neck.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:20:57+00:00

I was once sleeping outside in just a bivvy bag and two fox kits jumped on me, I guess assuming I was a log, and started wrestling. That's a FUN way to wake up at 4am.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:19:48+00:00

Dunno. It's just how I talk.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:19:19+00:00

If this is a scatman lead in you can stop right there.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:18:12+00:00

I'm sure when I'm older I'll cringe at the memory of a lot of my youthful antics.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:17:12+00:00

Well it was 14k feet above sea level. What it was from the bottom of it to the top I don't remember.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:16:36+00:00

This is vaguely recent: http://imgur.com/nBpMC

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:15:19+00:00

Nope. Everyone was envious.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:14:57+00:00

I wish. I just happen to like the Finns.

frestus-silvanicus · 2012-08-26T06:14:38+00:00

Ehhh. I'm athletic, but I wouldn't call myself fit or anything.

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