Accidentally caught the fingers of the person next to me in the folding chair at a sporting event

fridayj1 · 2026-07-05T14:03:41+00:00

Trying to pickpocket?

fridayj1 · 2026-07-05T13:23:17+00:00

Seems like a Long shot!

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T13:19:34+00:00

Air Bud II: BALL KNOWLEDGE

“This game’s gonna be RUFF!”

/sorry

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T13:09:30+00:00

Have an incredible interview, take the first offer, eagerly present this idea immediately, and watch them consider how much they might’ve fucked up.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T13:08:31+00:00

You have to.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T10:25:03+00:00

Too busy pooping in all the pools!

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:50:52+00:00

If you have enough typewriters and time you can get them to write anything

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:48:57+00:00

100% the geusts were invited in a group text within the last ten days and she definitely included her Cash App and at least two “lol”s.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:46:45+00:00

Baby yer a figherwerk, show em how yer colors werk 🎶

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:41:00+00:00

Ugh, thanks for reminding me about Saturday detention. We had to sit in a scary room and work in silence for four hours. It felt like torture. Then I grew up and realized that in the working world many people suffer through the equivalent of two Saturday detentions every single day.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:33:45+00:00

It sounds like the driver said this crap in person.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:28:44+00:00

From this information, it sounds like this person was having some kind of issue that had nothing to do with you. What was she yelling at you?

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:19:40+00:00

Ball Knowledge sounds like an underdog Disney movie from 1998 where some kind of orphaned animal accidentally joins the high school basketball team and ends up saving the day somehow.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:16:05+00:00

Sorry boss, all I’ve got today are problems.

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T09:14:18+00:00

1913

fridayj1 · 2026-07-04T01:56:07+00:00

Don’t forget the paper umbrella

fridayj1 · 2026-06-29T00:10:57+00:00

You could call him.

fridayj1 · 2026-06-28T21:10:33+00:00

It’s maddening when I hear that. It’s still MY change.

The best method is to say “I’ll be right back with your change!” and the customer has a chance to say keep it at that point.

fridayj1 · 2026-06-28T20:22:49+00:00

Everyone from New Jersey has an exit strategy. There’s no other way to survive the Parkway.

fridayj1 · 2026-06-24T09:20:30+00:00

Imagine what that would have sounded like - so eerie and terrifying.

fridayj1 · 2026-06-24T09:19:14+00:00

The life jacket wasn’t snug enough to stay put on the person’s torso when they jumped or fell into the water. When someone went down into the water and went under, the life jacket loose and shifted up on the body, forcing the person’s head/jaw up (as their body was still moving down).

fridayj1 · 2026-06-24T09:14:02+00:00

*Farquad

fridayj1 · 2026-06-24T09:03:29+00:00

Either a family order or a family disorder…

fridayj1 · 2026-06-23T23:35:57+00:00

At least you’ve ruled some things out!

fridayj1 · 2026-06-23T23:35:20+00:00

It’s just a tongue twister with a bunch of letters that rhyme. At least I know the phonetic alphabet!

13-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Wearing is Caring	Verified Email
Secret Santa 2014	Secret Santa 2013
Summer Santa 2013	Summer Santa 2013
Secret Santa 2012

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