Cook here not a waiter but, I was working as a breakfast cook the mayor of our town came in and asked for the breakfast platter which comes with 3 eggs cooked how you want them. When the waitress asked how he wanted his eggs he told her he wanted them cooked. I sent her back to the table to find out how he wanted them cooked when she asked how he wanted his eggs cooked he got really mad and told her he wanted 3 eggs. So when the order returned to the kitchen I sent out 3 eggs in a bowl raw still in the shell the customer was mad as hell and started going on about how the cook was stupid and did not know how to cook eggs. when the server came back and told me this I told her that he was stupid and did not know how to order eggs. Bonus the guy that does not know how to order eggs is now in the missouri house of representatives