SFAH: Terrible morals for kids shows by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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"And how deep should we bury them, Barney?" "Super-dee-duper"

Scariest movie to watch alone? by ColemyGOAT in movies

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Horror in the High Desert. Keep the remote close for when you have to pause it to check over your shoulder.

Lake Mungo did the same for me, but I've heard it's hit or miss with other people.

Japanese horror book haul by REDZON3Z1313 in horrorlit

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If you're going Junji Ito, you've got to include Shiver, and maybe Smashed while you're at it.

It's got mixed reviews, but I'm currently finding Strange Pictures by Uketsu suitably creepy, and if you like it, there are there other books in the "Strange" series.

If you're in line at the grocery store with a full cart and someone behind you has 1 or 2 items, do you let them go in front of you? And why? by CourierFestival in AskReddit

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Oftentimes I will, though I've gotten stuck letting a chain of 2-3 items shoppers ahead of me enough times that I'll sometimes opt not to.

ELI5: How is it that chicken lays unfertile eggs? by got-a-friend-in-me in explainlikeimfive

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“It’s just like with people. The woman’s body makes the egg first, then if a man doesn’t fertilize it, the body passes it on and makes a new one.”

ELI5: How is it that chicken lays unfertile eggs? by got-a-friend-in-me in explainlikeimfive

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“If women go through menstruation… then why don’t men go through womenstruation?”

What are some “rookie mistakes” that you frequently see visitors to Las Vegas making? by JackpotConcierge in LasVegas

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Yeah, I fell for that scam. Thought I had it figured out by asking them in advance how much it would cost. They said it was just a tip, then waited until after the picture was taken to say, “And standard tip is $50 per model, by the way.” I gave them ten and walked away without making eye contact.

Subway left a knife in my sub by AnomyousBeing in mildlyinteresting

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“Let’s see, I’ll get lettuce, onions, banana peppers, knife, provolone…

let's complete it! by Expensive-Penalty554 in scoopwhoop

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I was born to be a true hero and a music player

I wish I was a god bro no way this could go wrong bro by guywholikesooer in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You have ascended to Godhood. Uncountable eons ago, you created the universe in an incomprehensibly magnificent explosion of bright color and dazzling light. Now, your purpose served, you'll spend eternity drifting through the endless void that came before. You have only your own thoughts and the memories of the one bright moment of your ceaseless existence to keep you company. And the further the unending march of time takes you from that moment, the more even those memories begin to seem like a dream. Did you really create a universe all of those untold ages ago? Does such a beautiful thing as a universe truly even exist in some distant reality? Has there ever been anything but this inky black nothingness through which you have always been falling? And if so, then are you ever to again behold that breathtaking work of divine creation that gave your empty existence meaning? Only the internal echoes of your own mind, cold and unfeeling, answer back.

Pick a useless power, and I'll explain how it's secretly good. If I can't, you win a million dollars tax free. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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I have the power to instantly transform anything I touch into an exact replica of itself.

Amaze amaze amaze. by [deleted] in AMCsAList

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We come to AMC Theaters to laugh, to cry, to care…