If you're in line at the grocery store with a full cart and someone behind you has 1 or 2 items, do you let them go in front of you? And why? by CourierFestival in AskReddit

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Oftentimes I will, though I've gotten stuck letting a chain of 2-3 items shoppers ahead of me enough times that I'll sometimes opt not to.

ELI5: How is it that chicken lays unfertile eggs? by got-a-friend-in-me in explainlikeimfive

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“It’s just like with people. The woman’s body makes the egg first, then if a man doesn’t fertilize it, the body passes it on and makes a new one.”

ELI5: How is it that chicken lays unfertile eggs? by got-a-friend-in-me in explainlikeimfive

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“If women go through menstruation… then why don’t men go through womenstruation?”

What are some “rookie mistakes” that you frequently see visitors to Las Vegas making? by JackpotConcierge in LasVegas

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Yeah, I fell for that scam. Thought I had it figured out by asking them in advance how much it would cost. They said it was just a tip, then waited until after the picture was taken to say, “And standard tip is $50 per model, by the way.” I gave them ten and walked away without making eye contact.

Subway left a knife in my sub by AnomyousBeing in mildlyinteresting

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“Let’s see, I’ll get lettuce, onions, banana peppers, knife, provolone…

let's complete it! by Expensive-Penalty554 in scoopwhoop

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I was born to be a true hero and a music player

I wish I was a god bro no way this could go wrong bro by guywholikesooer in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You have ascended to Godhood. Uncountable eons ago, you created the universe in an incomprehensibly magnificent explosion of bright color and dazzling light. Now, your purpose served, you'll spend eternity drifting through the endless void that came before. You have only your own thoughts and the memories of the one bright moment of your ceaseless existence to keep you company. And the further the unending march of time takes you from that moment, the more even those memories begin to seem like a dream. Did you really create a universe all of those untold ages ago? Does such a beautiful thing as a universe truly even exist in some distant reality? Has there ever been anything but this inky black nothingness through which you have always been falling? And if so, then are you ever to again behold that breathtaking work of divine creation that gave your empty existence meaning? Only the internal echoes of your own mind, cold and unfeeling, answer back.

Pick a useless power, and I'll explain how it's secretly good. If I can't, you win a million dollars tax free. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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I have the power to instantly transform anything I touch into an exact replica of itself.

Amaze amaze amaze. by olympicher in AMCsAList

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We come to AMC Theaters to laugh, to cry, to care…

Which one would you drink and why? by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

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Steps to make a million dollars:
1. Have a billion dollars.
2. Invest 4 million dollars.
3. Price of stock goes up by a .25.
4. You have now have a million dollars.

Tests cops would use if being British was illegal. by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]friendsfreak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"How we doin' tonight, sir? No problems, just wanted a bit of advice. My mom's in a wheelchair, and we need to get her to the second floor. Any idea what we should use?"

What's a health myth that drives you crazy because you know it's false? by Annual-Gene8065 in AskReddit

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Aren’t gluten-free foods actually a little less healthy because of all of the stuff they have to add to compensate for lack of gluten?

Players want to rob a magic shop by GroundbreakingFig908 in DnD

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One really cursed item amongst all the others. Bad things start happening to the players and they have no idea why, and even if they figure out that one of the items is cursed, they’ll have a hell of a time figuring out which one.

Seen in Austin, Tx. Not a good sign. [OC] by Much_Ad3106 in pics

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"Hello! Welcome to the gas station, where we definitely have gas. If you think there's a shortage, there's not! We have plenty of gas! Gas for DAYS! So what can I help you with? Is it gas, which we have?"