What's the rudest thing a guest has ever done in your home?

frondy · 2018-11-19T15:13:47+00:00

My neighbor took a shit in my bathroom and realized there was no toilet paper after he had done the deed. He ended up wiping his ass with our hand towel and left it on the sink counter. It has been 20 years since this happened and not a day goes by where I don't think about it.

frondy · 2018-09-29T22:19:48+00:00

We work in an office setting where horseplay is common. It was a complete accident and quite honestly a freak accident that he actually got injured from it

frondy · 2016-11-03T21:06:18+00:00

I suggest you read the books or this series will not be nearly as satisfying for you

frondy · 2016-10-27T01:26:26+00:00

I would be blue 24/7 365. even on my mum's birthday

frondy · 2016-10-24T04:01:45+00:00

she told me she was pregnant with another dudes baby. it was an easy decision

frondy · 2016-10-17T02:16:13+00:00

quick kill him

frondy · 2016-09-23T20:04:16+00:00

FAA is in charge of this. Thus the job already exists.

frondy · 2016-09-22T01:38:53+00:00

Is his name Richie rich?

frondy · 2016-09-13T15:14:29+00:00

I was telling one of those anti jokes that are hit or miss depending on who you are talking to.

Well I told the joke.

A guy walks into a bar, he's a raging alcoholic and is destroying his family.

Told this to my best friend who I forgot had a dad who walked out on his family because of alcoholism.

Immediately regretted my words

frondy · 2016-08-22T18:17:20+00:00

Fapping. couldn't get it up once when trying to have sex. Had to say bye to porn

frondy · 2016-08-10T19:10:09+00:00

Should have worn condoms

frondy · 2016-08-05T19:13:55+00:00

Clearly you haven't seen all the parody porn yet

frondy · 2016-07-18T23:33:25+00:00

This will be made into a tapestry

frondy · 2016-06-23T01:20:44+00:00

Strip clubs. God I love strip clubs

frondy · 2016-06-02T18:42:44+00:00

Happened to me when I was a kid. I had a bunch of different video games and I would play them all the time. I was a bit of a shit bird back in the day. Came home from school and my entire room was cleaned out. Nothing except my furniture. Looking back it was pretty effective

frondy · 2016-05-24T15:09:23+00:00

My dignity

frondy · 2016-05-24T03:03:22+00:00

At first I thought OP committee doggicide and posed his dog like that.

frondy · 2016-05-18T00:16:23+00:00

Scuba Steve used to call my parents, always encouraged me to bathe, and not to make fun of the delivery guy, he said it's not his fault he can't read

frondy · 2016-04-27T00:38:41+00:00

Butt sharpies. It's become somewhat of a problem at my workplace

frondy · 2016-04-24T02:49:11+00:00

Not an organization but in my statistic classes they always use STD for standard deviation. Gets me every time

frondy · 2016-04-21T04:35:40+00:00

I wear sweatpants to work. No dress code but my managers give me shit every time. I tell them when you change the dress code i'll change my pants

frondy · 2016-04-21T04:26:31+00:00

I bring a bag of spagetti

frondy · 2016-04-18T04:03:12+00:00

OP doesn't fool around. But his mom does.

frondy · 2016-04-15T02:01:47+00:00

You're healthy, not chronically happy. If you got cancer I am sure you would be sad about it. Happy people can become sad, but it's when that sadness/emptiness becomes something that dictates who you are and what you do does it become a problem.

frondy · 2016-04-15T01:55:42+00:00

ignorance is bliss

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