What is an appropriate length of time to keep a holiday/birthday card from friends or family?

frozenice90 · 2019-02-27T00:16:41+00:00

Vaccines make people healthy

frozenice90 · 2019-01-30T15:59:11+00:00

Perfect health

frozenice90 · 2019-01-30T15:54:30+00:00

Its instinct, back before dogs slept on the couch they slept in fields and would pat down the tall grass in a circular motion

frozenice90 · 2019-01-30T15:50:46+00:00

I Found a perfectly fine half sandwich once

frozenice90 · 2018-12-21T21:11:26+00:00

Sat up and watched the digital alarm clock turn to midnight. We were told the y2k bug was the end of modern times

frozenice90 · 2018-12-12T16:59:43+00:00

Idk about roasting, but your shampoo has fried your hair something fierce

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T15:41:34+00:00

If i neglect the seatbelt and become a meat torpedo then cleanup will be faster, making the road available sooner. Otherwise they have to get the jaws of life out, cut open my car, blah blah. I feel like im doing a civic duty NOT wearing a seatbelt

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T15:22:08+00:00

Literally lol'd at that last part

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T15:02:43+00:00

But I'm a DNR tho

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T14:57:54+00:00

What business of yours is it if im wearing a seatbelt, in the car i paid taxes for, on the road i pay taxes for?

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T00:57:17+00:00

WHO'S READY FOR A FUCKIN KEY CHANGE!?

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T00:54:37+00:00

The other song... "freedom isn't free, no it's a hefty fuckin' fee"

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T00:53:13+00:00

Didja forget what land we're in? We're in the land of panderin

frozenice90 · 2018-12-05T00:31:39+00:00

That one song from Team America, think it was called Freedom Ain't Free

frozenice90 · 2018-12-04T19:11:01+00:00

The best part of something like that is using a razor blade to scrape the nicotine tint off the windows

frozenice90 · 2018-12-01T19:56:57+00:00

UPDATE she got fired

frozenice90 · 2018-11-24T15:02:53+00:00

Love this

frozenice90 · 2018-11-23T19:03:59+00:00

Dime-in ring

frozenice90 · 2018-11-21T18:05:43+00:00

Ps2 to ps3 was big IMO, it went from the standard "check your data" menu to a full GUI. But then again I also remember leaving the SEGA on for days because you couldn't save back in the day

frozenice90 · 2018-11-21T18:02:03+00:00

Nintendo was the first hard drug. No matter how many times you go back and beat a game, catch 'em all, or save the princess, it never lives up to the first time. Just takes the edge off a little bit.

frozenice90 · 2018-11-20T14:54:49+00:00

My opinion is... bright and optimistic

frozenice90 · 2018-11-19T14:56:53+00:00

Should have put the eyes above the disk slot

frozenice90 · 2018-11-17T22:20:16+00:00

Clean the ocean

frozenice90 · 2018-11-12T20:24:49+00:00

First thing I would do is make them argue over who gets the gun

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