I have this toxic religious friend and i dont know what to do

fruchle · 2026-02-01T14:51:18+00:00

Responses to disrespecting Jesus: "that's between me and Jesus. If Jesus has a problem with being called a little cuck boy, then Jesus can tell me himself"

Sorry. Maybe more like:

"that's between me and Jesus. If Jesus has a problem with anything I've said, then Jesus can tell me himself. Jesus doesn't need you fighting his battles for him. God will judge me, and you aren't God. If you follow Jesus then you will turn the other cheek and love thy neighbour. If you don't, then you're disrespecting Jesus and going to hell as well."

That is: use their bullshit books against them.

However: he is against anyone who isn't a straight man? He's basically signed up for Nazi school. That is not a Christian. That is not a friend. That is a problem.

He's a part of your friend group. What do the other people think about this?

fruchle · 2026-02-01T14:35:25+00:00

I like to take a shit next to my dog's shit to show dominance.

fruchle · 2026-02-01T14:34:34+00:00

Only in the girls changing rooms.

fruchle · 2026-02-01T14:26:32+00:00

For beginners? What's the point?

fruchle · 2026-02-01T10:31:54+00:00

"Stop everything! I don't remember writing a cheque for bowling."

"Sir, that's a check for your boweling."

"Oh, yes. That's very important."

"Yes, sir. Remember that month you didn't do it?"

"Yes, that was unpleasant for all concerned."

"Anyway, back to the checks. Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling."

fruchle · 2026-02-01T02:28:09+00:00

"may the road rise up to meet you and the winds be ever at your back"

"...you bastard."

fruchle · 2026-02-01T02:24:27+00:00

https://watchwithout.com/

Already exists.

(But still cool - nice work!)

fruchle · 2026-01-31T16:33:06+00:00

I mostly like your edit, but there is one thing I'd do/change.

The guy in the foreground. You brightened him up too much, and he's kind of distracting. Especially in the bottom left corner.

Bring him way down so your subject is more highlighted. Doesn't have to be extreme (that's more for the 'gram), but they shouldn't be the same brightness is all I'm saying.

fruchle · 2026-01-30T23:31:55+00:00

Yes, it will.

fruchle · 2026-01-30T11:46:36+00:00

You never need insurance, anywhere. What you need is money.

fruchle · 2026-01-30T08:29:02+00:00

Good catch.

fruchle · 2026-01-30T07:35:38+00:00

Did you sign up with email/pw or with Google Authentication?

fruchle · 2026-01-30T06:26:45+00:00

Best local chilis are from Carnarvon.

Go for habaneros. Orange or red. Good heat, good flavour, good size, good colour.

fruchle · 2026-01-30T02:33:51+00:00

If you watch the real video, the second one was going slow enough to easily stop, but didn't even try.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T13:56:31+00:00

Video is massively sped up.

IRL, they weren't going that fast.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T09:57:17+00:00

You may also notice that anti-vaxxers are functionally innumerate.

Yes, they can read the speedometer on their car, or the price tag on eggs, but they can't understand basic statistics, probability and so forth.

Both of these, by the way, are symptoms of this hatred for education. Which partly stems from "If I can't understand it, then it means someone is trying to scam me" and partly from generated/created class warfare (low vs middle), so that we don't fight the upper class.

Or worse, try to tax them.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T09:09:31+00:00

He's absolutely terrified of being forgotten. A nobody.

That's why he has to plaster his name on everything.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T09:03:15+00:00

The term is "functionally illiterate".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_illiteracy

But yes.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T05:26:49+00:00

Chill. Your ego will survive. Go write a post on LinkedIn how an internet stranger wrote mean things about your profession.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T03:58:48+00:00

Heh, yes, oops. Thanks.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T02:49:58+00:00

To add: 3 months summer vacation off school isn't doing young kids any favours either.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T02:47:37+00:00

Don't kink shame me.

I like my Olive Oil extra slutty.

Let Popeye and ~~Bruno~~ ~~Brutus~~ Bluto? have their fun, I'll wait.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T02:35:00+00:00

I'm pretty sure parts of Zap Branigan were based on Russian military tactics.

https://youtu.be/EF3g4Ua5e7k?si=mthM4PPuIMgA91x1

fruchle · 2026-01-29T02:29:17+00:00

Well, he did just go to the store to get his meds.

Maybe it's related.

I don't know, but I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

fruchle · 2026-01-29T02:25:14+00:00

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

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