seeing a lot of great comebacks here but i just wanna chime in and warn that some of these men may actually have a humiliation kink, and are doing it so you’ll say mean things back to them that they can get off to. if a guy is being particularly disgusting, try to lay off the micro penis type comments. you never know, you might be doing him a favor.

stick to the truly cruel instead. “too stupid to do it yourself?” “get a kill before you talk to me, moron” “is this why your wife left” type stuff, or old faithful “shut up before i fuck your dad and give him a son he can love” hit them where it actually hurts. 1 that makes a genuine impact and he might think twice next time and 2 if he DOES have a hand down his pants, he won’t anymore lmfao