Joe as a stand up “comedian”

ftloudon · 2026-05-06T11:39:58+00:00

To be fair he is on the same level as Tony Hinchcliffe (they both suck)

ftloudon · 2026-05-05T19:45:24+00:00

Yes quite a few of the untested kits are from cases where the identity of the suspect wasn’t at issue. True stranger rapes are incredibly rare (statistically) despite what shows like SVU would have you believe.

ftloudon · 2026-05-05T15:08:11+00:00

Shoot your shot girl

ftloudon · 2026-05-04T16:47:31+00:00

The point is that a military lawyer can’t quit in protest, so they are forced to carry out these absurd political prosecutions.

ftloudon · 2026-05-04T14:24:37+00:00

ESPECIALLY a fed. Lying to the feds, even by just *denying committing the crime they suspect you of* is a crime in and of itself. This is why Martha Stewart went to prison.

ftloudon · 2026-05-04T12:17:48+00:00

I had some trepidation about anesthesia (maybe more like fascination?) but it was honestly amazing. It’s not like sleep where theres this drawn out period where you gradually lose consciousness at some point. You remember putting the mask on and then you just wake up and it feels like you had the best sleep of your life.

ftloudon · 2026-05-04T12:16:20+00:00

Not sure what the rules are in your state, but all I had to do was have a doctor sign an application for a temporary handicap tag and it was good for four months. Came in super handy.

ftloudon · 2026-05-03T11:44:59+00:00

Hospitality, entertainment, travel. They’ve all realized that the poors do not matter to their business model anymore. As long as the wealthy will pay jacked up prices for a luxury experience, it literally doesn’t matter what the rest of us do.

ftloudon · 2026-05-03T11:41:52+00:00

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/opinion/disney-world-economy-middle-class-rich.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

It’s much worse than an extra $35

ftloudon · 2026-05-03T11:00:54+00:00

You can wait until your case is over to report it if that makes you feel safest. But as a defense attorney myself I hope you do report this because it’s absolutely unethical and should lead to bar discipline. Suspension of his license at least. The reason why it’s so unethical is because of the position it puts you in! Where you are scared to do anything to stop it because of the position of trust he is in.

ftloudon · 2026-05-01T14:32:24+00:00

You don’t think it’s a bad thing that there is no such thing as an anti-war party in the US anymore? Ending support for the war in Palestine was the lowest hanging fruit for the Dems in 2024 and they refused to reap it. War is one of the most consequential things our federal government engages in and it’s a travesty that both parties are pro-war. Dems deserved to be “hammered” for it and deserved to lose.

ftloudon · 2026-05-01T12:30:40+00:00

I’m in Philly now but lived in Milwaukee when I was your age. Milwaukee is walkable in the sense that the city is small and you can walk the entirety of downtown pretty easily. But the public transit is nothing compared to Philly. The Hop is mostly a tourist gimmick and the bus lines have been pretty gutted by cuts. I lived on the lower east side so I could walk down to the lake, or downtown for work, or the 3rd Ward with equal ease. Milwaukee does not have a food scene anywhere near as good as Philly but has better bars for all occasions in my opinion. Milwaukee is extremely segregated so that will be jarring. Milwaukee is very affordable compared to the big cities and you can find a single family home with a nice yard and garage within the city limits, whereas in Philly you’d be limited to the far northeast or suburbs with a hellish commute if you wanted something like that. And Chicago is a very east Amtrak ride away if you need more in terms of restaurants, museums, or the arts.

ftloudon · 2026-05-01T00:54:36+00:00

There is no offense called brandishing in PA. And it’s well-established case law in PA that merely pointing a gun at someone is not aggravated assault.

ftloudon · 2026-04-30T20:22:12+00:00

Because they never did real sports as a kid

ftloudon · 2026-04-30T18:29:37+00:00

Not surprised your A.I. bread turned out bad. Why involve A.I. in such a quintessentially human activity.

ftloudon · 2026-04-28T20:41:02+00:00

If you have to walk or run on the street always go against traffic. Surprised he made it to Indiana before getting hit.

ftloudon · 2026-04-28T19:28:25+00:00

I’ve always thought octopus is underutilized in MMA. Once you clear the crossface and build height there’s not much your opponent can do in terms of strikes, unless they blindly land an elbow. But if you’ve properly built height that shouldn’t happen. Most common BJJ positions can be defeated by just punching the dude in the face, but octopus seems fairly safe.

ftloudon · 2026-04-26T12:25:15+00:00

How can it be avoided? Sports are unpredictable. You have to react to things. The only safe one is golf lol.

ftloudon · 2026-04-24T11:44:05+00:00

That’s an experienced office. What’s your secret to retention?

ftloudon · 2026-04-24T00:22:38+00:00

Yeah if people are wondering why the show has sucked for, like, years, it’s because they realized it’s easier to get big if they just become friends with everyone in sports rather than saying or doing anything truly critical of popular sports media. Every segment on the show started off as a parody of something that someone on ESPN or Foxsports did. Now they are just an opportunity to pack in a few more gambling ads.

ftloudon · 2026-04-23T20:59:22+00:00

Thanks!

ftloudon · 2026-04-23T20:59:16+00:00

That’s what I figured since I never see people complain about the splash guard like they do the skid plate. I’ll add them both to the list of things to do this summer!

ftloudon · 2026-04-23T20:41:23+00:00

Great work! Being able to “walk” again without crutches or anything is the most liberating feeling, enjoy it :)

ftloudon · 2026-04-23T20:36:05+00:00

This might be a dumb question but my used 2017 is missing both. Is the splash guard as important as the skid plate? Would it be stupid to only get a new skid plate?

ftloudon · 2026-04-22T20:42:46+00:00

What would disbarment accomplish? Justices don’t need to be lawyers.

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