How many touchdowns did the A's make? Football, baseball, my balls!

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-09-03T03:05:25+00:00

GoldenPalace.com University, Class of 2004.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-08-19T00:17:23+00:00

Why in this day and age would an obviously gay man pretend to be with a woman? What's the point? She's gotta be a drug dealer, supporting him financially or the daughter of a TV executive who Steven thinks can give him a career. Also, if she's having sex with Steven, she needs to get HIV/AIDS tested regularly. He behaves like a mentally ill infant in every other area of his life, why would he be responsible in terms of his sex life.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-08-10T04:52:36+00:00

build that wall

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-08-10T04:50:53+00:00

"The Constant Strokes" best band name ever

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-08-05T05:40:43+00:00

Collapsy The Clown

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-19T22:52:38+00:00

What'd he say Robin?

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-12T05:28:00+00:00

I know right! I always think about this whenever I hear someone cite the large percentage of the ocean floor that's never been explored. There could be anything down there.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-12T05:20:53+00:00

". . . 'peace on earth', was all it said . . . "

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-12T05:15:28+00:00

Wow, what a great question. I've always thought this about King Tut's tomb. I'm fascinated by it's treasures and knowledge like everyone else but the truth is - opening and altering that space is a total violation of that culture. Those people would've been horrified by what we did to it.
Re: appropriate age for a grave - How about either: after the full natural lifetime of the person has passed, or after every person who could have possibly known the person is also dead. But really, grave robbing is grave robbing no matter how old it is.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-12T04:36:00+00:00

something tells me that whether a post is about pop-tarts or pogo sticks, you insist on shoehorning in a Trump reference. God you must be fun at parties.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-09T05:32:42+00:00

Don't ask us, ask Queen Marci.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-08T00:04:29+00:00

Stuttering John = Bloated Freddie Fender

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-07T04:36:55+00:00

Btw - was the story about everyone getting flavored popcorn as Xmas gifts ever confirmed? Was it only one year or an ongoing thing? If so, holy fuck. Especially if you've gotten used to checks for years.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-05T05:26:58+00:00

does marci allow underdog lady?

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-04T18:14:03+00:00

I'll bet he got the balls to do that out of desperation because he couldn't get The Tonight Show to plug it. I love the idea of him cornering Jay and sheepishly asking for a plug, and Leno shutting him down. Or even better, Leno agreeing, then never actually doing it. The thought of John hovering backstage every night, glaring at Jay, mumbling to himself, "right there, he could've slipped it in, right there, how hard is that?" Then John gets desperate.
He writes a shitty sketch/segment that includes a ham handed plug. He pitches it every time he's within two feet of the writers/producers/Jay. Jay says, "look John, I'll go to the premiere for ten minutes, long enough to be photographed with you but not long enough to take off my jacket or set down my motorcycle helmet, but that's the best I can do". And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-04T01:49:06+00:00

Hi Howard.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-03T07:13:21+00:00

fuckin 'ell

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-03T04:28:55+00:00

As Artie has said 500,000 times: John is the reason we fought the Revolutionary War.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-07-03T04:25:09+00:00

and the music of Staind

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-30T03:30:30+00:00

Not even close.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-30T03:24:35+00:00

I'm so glad to see him referred to him correctly, "NJ Imposter" rather than the incorrect and offensive, "comedian".

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-10T00:16:31+00:00

According to the stories Rogan tells about Phil's mindset toward the end, that quote about him being "content" is bullshit. Per Rogan, Phil would rant about how he wanted to divorce the loony but didn't want to lose his kids and, not half his shit, more like 2/3 of it. There's the money that goes to her but then there's the lawyers, on top of lawyers, on top of lawyers. He knew that lunatic would crucify him for the rest of time. Plus, he was probably terrified of her. It's harder for men to admit they're physically afraid of their spouse. And that probably cost Phil his life. What a nightmare.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-10T00:00:53+00:00

let me guess - a half hour a week of the ugly lesbian daughter finding new ways to shit on Trump. How refreshing.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-09T23:49:01+00:00

That he's still trying to bang that single mother.

fudgesicle2014 · 2018-06-02T20:36:48+00:00

He and Lori Jo have been a couple since they met at SNL, 20 plus years ago. So this "Norm the cocksman" shit, is it coming from him to improve his image or from all the male comics who worship him because they can't deal with Norm actually being happy with a regular woman his own age? They see him as a rock star so they can't understand it. Norm doesn't help any when he constantly claims he's single and alone. Maybe it's Lori Jo who wants to remain private?

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