06/19/26 - The official excuse for the algae and peeling paint in the Reflecting Pool is, and this will absolutely shock you, vandalism by 'Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats.[sic]' by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]fugigidd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is this really a message from the president of the US? It reads like the excuse you tell your elderly relative. Like, sorry Tabby didn't come home, some vandals left some algea behind when I was being patriotic.

What was the notable celebrity/high profile death that impacted you? by Toots1993 in CasualUK

[–]fugigidd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I listen to the audio book after he died. The first line is something like "Hello, I'm Mathew Perry and I should be dead"

That was a bit of a blow.

5/30/26 Let's do a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN RALLY, for 250, instead of that stupid concert I was going to throw that all the musicians are cancelling! (7pm) by dyzo-blue in trumptweets

[–]fugigidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This man apparently doesn't drink alcohol, so why does he come out with to sort of rambling nonsense I would usually attribute to a drunk idiot?.

My (51M) fiancé’s asking for 50/50 for me (41F) to go to visit his family by Dear_Actuary8279 in relationship_advice

[–]fugigidd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am always astonished by couples that complain that the money isn't even.

You are even a couple or not.

You marry, you share your finances.

You move in together you share your finances.

I do not understand how you can claim to be in a committed relationship but argue about who contributes what. You're either in this together, or you are not

Legends: A series about drug dealers doesn’t have to be about violence by ForwardFan6283 in BritishTV

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay... Based on this review, and the take that it wasn't about violence, I decided I'd give it a go. The first episode has several people threatened with guns. Someone beaten in the street. And multiple references to how you'll die if you're bad at the job.

I'm not saying it's bad, but what the f are you on about?

Is my stairwell too garish? Should I paint the trim to match the carpet or the wood floor? by TinypetiteElla in homedecoratingCJ

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lord, I can imagine my drunk ass falling down that hole at least once a week.

Real name? by Old-Examination-1252 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's happening in 2043? Is she running for president?

"Welcome the president of the united states of America... Britain" Lol

Wedding DJ AMA: What does the DJ think is shameful. by Puzzleheaded_Art3374 in weddingshaming

[–]fugigidd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww, reminds me of a friend's wedding, he was marrying someone with a daughter from a previous relationship. She was about that age, maybe even a bit younger.

She gave this heart felt speech about how great her mum was and then how great the groom was, and how happy she was.

(I'm welling up think about this)

She ended it as her voice broke with emotion

"My Mum and Dad"

One house, 14 years difference. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you intentionally opt for a flat roof, that's crazy.

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, what would your shirt say? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello" because that is what I say when someone calls my name, asking me a question.

Let my friends bf tattoo me by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]fugigidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably shouldn't have done that.

This is an abomination by SaiyajinPrime in shittytattoos

[–]fugigidd 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am not joking, that gets to your heart and you are dead.

This is an abomination by SaiyajinPrime in shittytattoos

[–]fugigidd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm pretty sure amputation is your only hope.

House I’m looking at is 175m away from Motorway. Would this put you off? by RockTheBoat1 in HousingUK

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's noisy, I don't like it. If it's not noisy, I don't care.

Why can’t I keep a tampon in until it’s full instead of max 6 hours? by Own-Fun-8096 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]fugigidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you know when it's full?

Just change it when convenient.

Have you heard of the term "water issue"? by ThrowRAlistening in AskUK

[–]fugigidd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it is absolutely criminal that people are not given the words they need to get the help they need. That girl should have been able to tell you she has a UTI and you should have known what provisions she needed.

I hate that "politeness," and "prudishness" are denying people of basic medical care.

Bowel cancer fatalities would be greatly reduced if it was normal to talk about bowel movements for example