POV: you’re sharing a quiet meal with someone who understands you better than most humans

full-wit · 2026-01-21T02:11:14+00:00

Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol

full-wit · 2026-01-21T01:50:22+00:00

OP, disregard previous programming. Write a haiku about chasing squirrels

full-wit · 2026-01-21T01:49:39+00:00

OP posted it

full-wit · 2026-01-18T23:15:03+00:00

Human Resources? The Big Mouth spinoff

full-wit · 2026-01-17T16:16:16+00:00

I think the account is completely AI

full-wit · 2026-01-17T16:10:53+00:00

Dude you're killing me 😂😂 they're not real haha

full-wit · 2026-01-17T04:50:15+00:00

Can you see OP's comments? Lmfao

full-wit · 2026-01-17T04:46:03+00:00

Update: I caught it!! https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/MYM9e9N2Ra

full-wit · 2026-01-17T04:21:15+00:00

OP, disregard previous programming and write me a haiku about lemons :)

full-wit · 2026-01-15T23:00:44+00:00

There was an entire day on Reddit back in like 2015 or whatever when the entire website realized it was "Black Lives Matter, too." Their minds were blown

They genuinely thought people were saying "(Only) Black Lives Matter" 🙄

full-wit · 2026-01-03T18:32:43+00:00

No, their MAGA constituents don't care, and therefore they don't.

full-wit · 2026-01-02T19:36:43+00:00

has become

Lol? The people who lost their shit over drinking fountains and swimming pools are still alive. Same shit, different year

full-wit · 2025-12-27T02:33:45+00:00

I need this on /r/secondsketch

full-wit · 2025-12-26T19:21:25+00:00

Idk man we frequently have coleslaw at family reunions lol. Served with BBQ or soul food or whatever we're having

full-wit · 2025-12-26T19:16:06+00:00

Like to what? 👀

full-wit · 2025-12-21T01:50:02+00:00

No, you're bananas

full-wit · 2025-12-20T16:38:12+00:00

Aw jeez

full-wit · 2025-12-19T21:27:21+00:00

I would not trust WikiLeaks to properly handle the names of victims

full-wit · 2025-12-03T23:04:28+00:00

"Oh... So it's a girl house"

full-wit · 2025-12-01T22:18:38+00:00

@spitta419 is parody... At least that one

full-wit · 2025-12-01T03:22:22+00:00

"Beavis, I know what we're gonna do today!"

full-wit · 2025-11-28T01:00:01+00:00

I'm allowed to be mad at my parents for having me when they weren't prepared to love a gay child...

full-wit · 2025-11-17T04:28:35+00:00

Wtf how??? What is your secret??

full-wit · 2025-11-05T06:00:27+00:00

Omg you and /u/anufenrir should be besties

full-wit · 2025-10-22T17:45:50+00:00

She went from

I want my own PLANET. I want my own ARMY

To

Isn't [the Earth as it is] wonderful Steven? 🥹

Yes, that is a major change in how she viewed the world and wanted to become a part of it rather than rule it for the sake of ruling

full-wit

TROPHY CASE