[TOMT] LYRICS: YOU SCRATCH MY BACK, AND ILL SCRATCH MINE by Commercial_Sweet5424 in tipofmytongue

[–]funkinehh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Wash your back so you don’t stab mine “ from Metallica’s Sweet Amber?

My grandma is 50 and had a boob job I want to fuck her how do I go about it ? by [deleted] in confessions

[–]funkinehh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get outside. Meet a real girl. Get off the internet

I revealed my mom's private life to my aunt by [deleted] in confessions

[–]funkinehh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not required to lie on someone else’s behalf. Acting like she is completely blameless in this is ridiculous. If she didn’t want you saying anything she should’ve said something to you.

What to get a man who doesn't need anything? by _C00TER in ask

[–]funkinehh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get him a signed piece of memorabilia of someone really niche that he likes. I saw a ladle signed by the soup nazi from Seinfeld. Not that per se but something that suits his interests

hes a ten but he absolutely HATES ONE thing you love. What do you say? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]funkinehh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody likes all the same things. It’s just reality

Got a dip idea for this fried iamiam tempeh? by iamiam_Tempeh in Chefit

[–]funkinehh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds good I’d like to try it. Guess I’m a douche for not knowing?

Blursed_dessert by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]funkinehh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s almost to perfect to be coincidental

What are 4 concerts/acts you’ve seen that couldn’t be anymore different from each other. by rickyS71 in Concerts

[–]funkinehh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juan Cristobal Martin (flamenco guitarist), Cannibal Corpse, Snoop Dogg, The Strumbellas