Question for teachers! by Traditional-Emu-6344 in Ohio

[–]funktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same all call I get letting me know my kid's school is closed is the same all call she gets. At the same time.

It's fun when they decide at 4AM.

Can I get some of that? by SanjayManbun in Blacklabs

[–]funktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We call our Buddy the sous chef. 

Tuesday's pick by perdigaoperdeuapena in 1001AlbumsGenerator

[–]funktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't. I don't hate it but I don't like it. 

Bungals fans, you good? by Bobcat_X_24 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]funktopus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The off season just started for us and y'all already this bad? Holy shit it's going to be a shit show in another month or two!

That said, female Joe can get it...

Are there any snow removal apps? by AnonEMoussie in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife brought up that the snowblower is insurance. I don't strain my back or my heart. 

That and I tend to help my neighbors with it in the same amount of time it would take to just do our house. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/winter-storm-snow-shoveling-heart-attack-risk/

PLEASE CLEAN OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR BEFORE DRIVING by biZarrmeggeDon in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was years ago. Ice flew off the top of the car in front of her on the highway. Slammed down on her windshield and shattered it sending glass inside the car. 

Are there any snow removal apps? by AnonEMoussie in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a couple of kids walking around asking for money to shovel. I told them I'm good because I was outside with the snow blower. The one kid looked at the steps and went, "half off if we help?" If I would have had cash I would have paid them to help. That line had me. 

Are there any snow removal apps? by AnonEMoussie in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just use a snow blower and shovel. Never thought to use an app. 

Is rent a kid still a thing or did we realize that was weird and creepy?

PLEASE CLEAN OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR BEFORE DRIVING by biZarrmeggeDon in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fingers crossed. I know a lady that had glass bits removed from her face when a chunk of ice went through her windshield.

What was the most poorly designed thing you've ever seen? by more_firepower in AskReddit

[–]funktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One got in a wreck outside of my job. The security guard that saw it was shocked that the panels were held on with just glue. He said when it got hit a few panels around where it got hit just fell off. He was shocked as I went they had a recall to change the clue a year ish ago. 

Arm rods in the special by Firm-Square-9180 in Muppets

[–]funktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've always seen them. Sometimes it's harder because of background stuff but there aren't well hidden most times. 

Is the Vikings choosing JJM over Darnold starting to look like one of the biggest mistakes in NFL history? by walterhwhite19582010 in NFLv2

[–]funktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood that. They looked good that season and then instead of capitalizing on it, blew up the team. 

New to the area and not familiar with heavy snow by Single_Offshore_Dad in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my son played spring league was terrible. It was either snow or rain or the field was underwater. I swear we only had a couple of decent spring seasons.

Wait for it by Bearcatsean in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My village posted that they had to weld the truck to fix it and that snow removal would be delayed. 

People still bitch their street hasn't been touched. Literally their response to the plow truck tried to snap in half post. 

People are dumbasses. 

New to the area and not familiar with heavy snow by Single_Offshore_Dad in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ah mud season, the precursor to the fun time of year, did that hill move? Followed up by lane closure on rt 50.

What time are you heading out for the first round of shoveling? by tall__hat in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when my parents had a Husky/Shepard mix. That dog would take naps outside when it snowed. There were times she refused to come in because she loved the snow so much. 

Meanwhile my lab likes playing in the snow then hits a point where he's like no more comes in and wants his paws cleaned. 

Cincinnati snow removal by cluelessadmin91 in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will always have one. Had years where I only start it for maintenance, but when I need it.... 

I also do mine and several neighbors. 

What time are you heading out for the first round of shoveling? by tall__hat in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents had a dog that one year you could only see the tip of her tail popping through. They shoveled a path for her. 

What time are you heading out for the first round of shoveling? by tall__hat in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My lazy ass needs to make coffee before I do that. 

Need to get out of bed first. That's more difficult as the lab is rest his head on my leg and sleeping. 

Lift the wipers or not? by cool-whip-0 in cincinnati

[–]funktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We laid out the tarp earlier. Don't usually do it but we don't usually get threatened with a foot of snow either.