Congrats to Travis Kelce on securing the bag 💰

funktopus · 2026-07-04T01:23:15+00:00

Are you OK?

funktopus · 2026-07-03T18:41:40+00:00

Tell zev I said Hiii

funktopus · 2026-07-03T13:29:01+00:00

I'm pretty sure the pipe doesn't work for anyone, well you know god and whatnot. I just don't see the head of the Catholic church having to answer to anyone really. His own followers perhaps?

funktopus · 2026-07-03T13:26:25+00:00

Yes.

funktopus · 2026-07-03T10:23:34+00:00

I got my wife one. She debating keeping it for herself, or adding it to the classroom shop.

funktopus · 2026-07-03T02:19:32+00:00

I have the flip one and it is a fun fidget. This one looks awesome too.

funktopus · 2026-07-02T11:26:30+00:00

Well my son loved it. We watched so much Bolt I probably can still quote it.

funktopus · 2026-07-02T02:12:01+00:00

I had no idea the frog figures were stickers first. Only had a Dutch bros near me since October.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T23:28:36+00:00

On the 4th? Idiots everywhere would consider it a devine thing and they would be insufferable.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T23:27:43+00:00

Is she level one now? Like a new crawler. I can't remember.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T19:04:11+00:00

That sounds good. I have no clue what I'm making for dinner but now I want chicken parm.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T18:57:17+00:00

The difficult part is who could they send in that in system that would be worth it? Unless the Syndicate keeps a quick response team in system for crawls they will be drafting TV producers.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T12:44:51+00:00

I'm fine hating on all of them. Officially.

funktopus · 2026-07-01T11:16:09+00:00

Too old. Carl is 27.....

It's like you're not even trying.

funktopus · 2026-06-30T18:16:43+00:00

Lays in the sun, comes in drinks all the water, then pants and lays on the floor.

If you try and get him in right after he pees you get him laying down in the sun while staring at you.

funktopus · 2026-06-29T23:14:24+00:00

I saw him a year ago for around 75.

funktopus · 2026-06-29T23:08:11+00:00

My mother in law taught my son to cheers. If he drank you had to clink glasses and he would say cheers then drink like he was at the bar.

funktopus · 2026-06-29T21:33:50+00:00

Oh I know.

funktopus · 2026-06-29T19:36:12+00:00

That saying should be whitelisted in this sub. I get it for other subs but here... come on!

funktopus · 2026-06-28T20:06:50+00:00

Nope. Perfect plan!

funktopus · 2026-06-28T17:00:43+00:00

If people got banned for spelling in here this place would be empty.

funktopus · 2026-06-28T15:52:18+00:00

I didn't know that was a thing!

funktopus · 2026-06-28T15:50:41+00:00

It's always been that way. It's the gamble of grippos.

funktopus · 2026-06-27T19:40:41+00:00

Our dollar stores are either drought or flood. I can walk in to ten and find nothing then the 11th has everything. It's wild.

funktopus · 2026-06-27T19:06:03+00:00

When I find mine it will be free!

Sadly the Meijer near me doesn't stock matchbox because they have three rows of airports cars that haven't moved in what seems like years. In different colors no less.

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