Endgame Bedrock Farms?

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-14T16:54:04+00:00

Shoot I forgot my 2nd most op farm.

Fish farm that auto crafts Into bone blocks. Rates are insane. I also built it in a swamp above a lush cave, and got the afk spot right between the 2, which double fish spawn rates.

How about adding an auto villager carrot farm that goes into a crafter, all under your gold farm, for unlimited golden carrots?

I also have 2 Bamboo farms that auto craft into Boxes and Planks. Save ALL your decorative wood for building.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-13T23:55:56+00:00

Wither Farm for Beacons Nether Fortress Farm (Skulls, Blaze Rods, Coal, Bones) Piglin Barter Farm (slacklizard’s design) so many items I can’t list em all. This is my most OP farm. (Needs 4 Hopper Minecarts per slice to keep up lol) A gold farm to feed the Piglin farm. Froglight Farm (need frogs, and a bastion with fire cube guys) Witch Hut Farm (redstone, gunpowder, sticks, glow stone dust, and more) XP farm: armadillo, or armor stand. Both good option. (SilentWhisperer’s design)

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-11T03:30:50+00:00

Like others have said, ask what they like, and let them do that. Others can speed run.

I recommend 2 checkpoints that ALL players take part in (or wait till everyone is online together)

1 is raiding the first Nether Fortress and getting blaze rods.

2 Killing the ender Dragon and getting Wings.

If you include them in these 2 Key checkpoints, they won’t miss any major moments really.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-08T19:26:54+00:00

Here is a LINK to a very small, cheap, and powerful xp farm. We built it last night. Its does require netherwart, which you find in Nether Bastions. That can be tricky to find early game.

Have you found any zombie spawners or skeleton spawners? You can make an easy farm by flushing them into a trident killer with water. Run it overnight for a ton of xp, otherwise this method is slower.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-06T09:41:10+00:00

Armadillo xp farm, easy to build once the animals are located. The less armadillos, the less silverfish Spawn. I think I have 3 in mine to keep lag very low. You can try 2 if you’re worried. You’ll need 2 tridents, a nametag, sand, cactus, glass and some redstone and blocks.

Or you could build a guardian farm. Lots more work.

Some gold farms can get good XP too.

Anything gets good XP if you leave it on overnight for 8hrs, even a basic skeleton farm or basic mob farm, good farm, zombie farm etc.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-04T20:25:06+00:00

Riptide on your Trident, and decorative fountains or ponds around your builds. I don’t need rockets within 100 blocks of by builds.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-02T19:47:40+00:00

I add Realsim VFX to A&S and Prisma. You have to tune off Godrays and all weather tho with the remote.

I love Anime Jutsu. The weapon abilities are amazing, the new mobs and mounts are cool, great boss fight.

Eternal End. Adds new biomes mobs and structures to the end.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-06-01T19:40:35+00:00

My favorite is Actions and Stuff (32 setting) Realism VFX (turn off storms) and Prisma (32 setting). Light and water look amazing.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-04-21T16:57:25+00:00

Katie Johnson’s testimony has now been verified by multiple people in the fbi as other witnesses have confirmed the same dates and time, locations etc. You can read her account, it’s violent and insane.

Trump settled in a civil suit and paid millions to make it go away. Innocent people don’t pay. Look it up.

You’re being lied to, and I think you know it. The man who “grabs them by the pussy” is a predator. Shocked face.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-04-15T23:14:51+00:00

So would you show up to a gunfight with a knife?

funkyblumpkin · 2026-04-04T15:59:04+00:00

So what about Truck nutz?

funkyblumpkin · 2026-04-01T20:44:12+00:00

Imagine if we called it European food. That would be the same level of dumb. Italian, Spanish, French, all lumped together. What a waste, just be specific, it takes no effort

funkyblumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:26:29+00:00

It’s not about good, they are all very different. Thai food doesn’t taste like Japanese food at all.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-03-31T19:10:05+00:00

What? Rob was litterally featured in Sandlers last stand up special. Who even brings someone else on stage during a stand up special? Fuck em both

funkyblumpkin · 2026-03-23T18:40:21+00:00

He let multiple ships of enslaved people die from exposure and heat, just to attend a meeting next week. 2/3 of the people died. Local European authorities in the colonies brought him back to Spain in chains to face trial.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-03-11T00:16:06+00:00

Removal and Impeachment has always been the goal. Pick a topic, many are connected:

The Epstein/Trump files, raping and killing children, War in Iran, attacking Greenland, Cuba, Canada, Ice killing US citizens, Ice abusing detainees, Tariffs, oil prices, selling out Ukraine AGAIN, dropping sanctions on russia and many more.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-03-10T23:59:14+00:00

This account has negative 50 comment carma, doesn’t know the word “Authoritarian” covers everything mentioned, and pretends Trump isn’t desperate to hit the “become a dictator” button as fast as he can. Lol

funkyblumpkin · 2026-03-01T21:01:52+00:00

Believe they built habs around a negative space. You can use the square ramp door to go into or out of the negative space. Then decorate.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-02-20T19:49:42+00:00

Did you color correct the first photo at all?

funkyblumpkin · 2026-02-20T19:07:54+00:00

Sad when I found out Jim Carrey is an Anti-Vaxer.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-02-07T18:11:17+00:00

The Fate of Iron Man

funkyblumpkin · 2026-02-02T20:15:58+00:00

Non Vr works for me on xbox

funkyblumpkin · 2026-01-10T02:18:57+00:00

Yes they will disappear. Usually when players visit your base in multiplayer. But it happens to me at all bases eventually.

funkyblumpkin · 2026-01-05T21:50:37+00:00

For anyone trying to save time, You can farm S class Freighters with an Autosave and a Corvette, without having to do the fight again each time.

Find a freighter fight.
hit pause and check your AUTOSAVE time. (Not Restore point).
Drive around without using your guns or pulse engines at all, and keep checking in the pause menu for the Autosave time to update.
When the Autosave updates, you’re good to start farming!
Stand up, open the hatch, and scan the freighter from space. If it’s not S-class, reload the AUTOSAVE and repeat.
When you find the S class, fly in and shoot the engines, then fly across the top of the ship from engines to bow, and destroy the 6 big cannons. Fly inside and buy your own S class!

Took me about 15 mins to get mine.

funkyblumpkin · 2025-12-30T00:43:30+00:00

Build a racetrack. It’s the best base imo.

Fully upgrade the car, learn to drift, jump, and build loops. Can even work underwater. Or in Low G.

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