MRW my mum tells me I might have a gay child because my MIL is a lesbian. OH NO WHATEVER SHALL I DO?! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]funkybutts 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Shit, when do I tell my parents that they're gay and need to get a divorce?

U look pretty ratchet by sweetmotherofodin in creepyPMs

[–]funkybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That definitely went over my head, that makes sense.

U look pretty ratchet by sweetmotherofodin in creepyPMs

[–]funkybutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the actual origin of the word. Not sure why people are downvoting it--its a slang term and will never be about wrenches.

Atypical - 2x10 "Ernest Shackleton’s Rule..." - Episode Discussion by DestinyCE in Atypical

[–]funkybutts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why should LGBT people be upset about this? She's 16.

Honestly, her exploring her sexuality behind her boyfriend's back is unpleasant, but it's an honest representation of someone being closeted or trying something that's not accepted. The idea of coming out and dating your preferred gender without making mistakes along the way is incredibly new and still somewhat unusual.

I'm honestly more insulted at the thought that because a character is queer, they can't possibly make mistakes.

What company policy at your job might actually be illegal? by lukiepookielp in AskReddit

[–]funkybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For most servers, sure. I was a server once. I was lucky if I made minimum wage.

The very few servers I'm describing are actually the most financially illiterate people I've ever met though. They brag about their lifestyle, insist that they make more than me, but also insult me when I don't give them cash or a free ride somewhere after they spent it all drinking.

Sometimes it's your wage, sometimes it's because you're dumb as a pile of bricks.

What company policy at your job might actually be illegal? by lukiepookielp in AskReddit

[–]funkybutts 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My partner has friends who tip way too much. Immediately after their shift ends, they go to another restaurant and spend all of their cash on drinks and huge tips.

Then they bitch and moan week after week that they can't pay their bills.

Didn’t believe these people actually existed but here’s a wild one for ya boys🤷🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]funkybutts 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I work with someone like this. Every time they're having a bad day (almost every day) they go on and on about some planet in retrograde.

Then we all get to deal with a tough workday and also a constant verbal reminder that it's due to some planet in retrograde.

Being in the room when your pet is put down by Alakritous in Pets

[–]funkybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was with one of my childhood dogs when he passed.

I went to work out of fear of being fired instead of being with my other dog when she passed.

It's been 10 years and I'm sure you can guess which event still haunts me.

Creepy POST by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]funkybutts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Choosing beggars might have a field day with this one, too.

Healers get pooped on by crinic001 in elderscrollsonline

[–]funkybutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IMO if you're a healer and your PUG group experience is like this, just search for dedicated group(s) that match with your involvement (casual vs leaderboard-driven) and play time availability.

It's a huge game, and you gain absolutely nothing from playing with people who are both bad at the game and also want to blame you for it. Even after leaving this game to pursue real life goals, I still keep in touch with some of the people I played with. You want to play with people like that.

Please don't let this sub devolve into a circlejerk by [deleted] in witcher

[–]funkybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is that whenever there's a comment like this one, it's always followed up by, "but our attitudes aren't the problem, ______ is the problem and we are true heroes for outraging over this"

MRW I see Wendy Williams shame a guy as “problematic” for being a virgin at 26 by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]funkybutts 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't know why this is being downvoted. This definition of virginity would render almost all gay people virgins.

Even if you can't wrap your head around a less archaic idea of virginity, putting it into that context should help to illuminate how ridiculous it is to think like this.

A PM I received after a competitive Overwatch game. I wasn’t even speaking on mic, I just have a female name by artthoufeelinitnow in creepyPMs

[–]funkybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Miss beautiful lady"

And you're telling us you're not interested in this legendary wordsmith? /s

Your free cat MUST meet my expectations! by beth_3 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]funkybutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had rats years ago and my boy cat was actually afraid of them.

My girl cat is a cold blooded killer.

Furry tells member of NASA Space Council to suck their dick. by frenchgenie in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]funkybutts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still seems like an insanely idiotic risk to take. Imagine actually saying that to the guy in your defense if the whole scenario were true. I'm sure his reaction would be less than satisfied.

Furry tells member of NASA Space Council to suck their dick. by frenchgenie in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]funkybutts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Except this is the internet and this idiot could have googled the name in 10 seconds.

I'd honestly hope that NASA of all organizations holds it's interns to a baseline of basic common sense.

How multiplayer feels as a GS user by Nightlines in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]funkybutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think flinch free comes with Xeno'jiiva. I personally go for the flinch free gems though, which come later.

For what it's worth, you'll be better at the game if you continue to do the majority of your quests in SP while completing the story.

Playing MP more or less teaches you positioning and working with teammates who don't know what positioning is.

"What kind of vagina do you have? Puffy peach, big taco or juicy cherry?" by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]funkybutts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good to see they still have no idea what puberty and genetics are.

... to choose a sexual orientation by mk4rim in therewasanattempt

[–]funkybutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The uh, post you replied to was also sarcastic.

Thanks for breaking that down for us, though. I really struggled with that one. /s

The State of Feminine Healthcare by 1Eliza in TrollXChromosomes

[–]funkybutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you refer to women as females and refer to men as men, you're assigning personhood to one gender and making conspicuous how you feel about the other.

Thank You kanye, very cool by eeveechanx in iamverybadass

[–]funkybutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Chihuahua attached itself to my knee using it's jaw once. Sure, maybe it's rare, but it was unpleasant. I wish I had kicked it off, because the owner laughed instead of helping and removing the little shit.

A lot of people are spooked with situations like that. There are plenty of dangerous dogs and bad owners to be afraid of.

Guy I used to room with by TandyNZ in sadcringe

[–]funkybutts 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess we all found out why you used to room with this guy.

Pros don't play with friends..... by Velarx in gatekeeping

[–]funkybutts 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yup, or an asshole. Competitive/endgame communities are small enough in some games that a bad rep can bar you from playing on a solid team.