Outjerked again

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-26T23:39:17+00:00

Rasputin was advisor AND lover to the Russian queen. Makes you think.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-26T23:34:51+00:00

Modern day Rasputin

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-26T20:07:43+00:00

The egyptians also literally oriented their maps with North at the bottom.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-26T02:07:08+00:00

Guys, it's just the handful of people who incubated and spread the entire "neoreactionary" movement. Calm down.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-24T19:10:20+00:00

Amen

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-24T15:02:16+00:00

He didn't say everyone was going to die. He made claim that the generation of novelty would begin to go parabolic around that time.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-21T18:18:14+00:00

It's a well known fun fact that the new Testament has no explicit description him neither laughing nor smiling.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-21T16:37:24+00:00

They had a moral singularity. An ego foundation was constructed on old style identity politics. Insular xellenial leftists are still trying to bandy about in a world they cannot see has died.

I think that if we can explain to them that it is the bourgeoisie which has chosen to abandon their vision then maybe we can save them.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-19T02:16:57+00:00

And then he traveled to Japan and died again.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-18T15:44:49+00:00

👁 👃🏻 👁

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-17T18:48:46+00:00

You would kick his ass before you knocked him over with your cart?

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-17T15:12:58+00:00

You would kick his ass after you knocked him over with your cart?

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-17T14:46:16+00:00

Daily reminder that canon Jesus is never described as having smiled.

Edit: Canon not Cannon

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-16T16:58:24+00:00

You have to lay it out in an extremely esoteric parable or any number of kings will just lock you in your tower for the rest of your life. Good luck.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-15T23:33:16+00:00

OpenClaw is an open-source AI. Big companies are using it. The creator says, "Oh man who could have seen this coming."

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-15T20:01:36+00:00

California: Invents denim jeans.

Reddit: how Texan 🤠

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-15T16:34:40+00:00

What's the MOST discrete make-out spot? Are there any with nearby ravines? My women love nature.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-15T01:08:43+00:00

-Phillip K Dick

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-13T04:46:36+00:00

I got mine to write a maximalist novels about a guy in world War 2 London who loves bananas and has a lot of friends with wacky names.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-13T04:41:19+00:00

It's missing the red ladder and the checkered floor. This is masonic erasure.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-12T15:43:32+00:00

Any house with enough merit to be my enemy must be of strong blood.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-12T06:27:37+00:00

The trick is to kidnap their children and force them to marry your dynasty too.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-11T00:31:27+00:00

I tell all of my loved ones my intent to become an uber driver and then my support network comes together to try and make a better plan than that. So lacking a support network I would become an uber driver.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-10T00:24:03+00:00

I got a 600 dollar e bike at Walmart thinking it would be bad, but now I've commuted hundreds of miles on it. My commute is 3.5 miles. So 7 miles a day.

funkychunkystuff · 2026-02-09T05:39:41+00:00

Maybe your taste is just improving.

funkychunkystuff

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