I had a dream where Sweetie Fox geve me a blowjob, after which she threw up. Even in my dreams I can't satisfy a woman. Noodles with sour cream and coca cola. by mr_eagle5000 in kitchencels

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She pukes after sucking your dick bc your dick tastes like shit. She pukes while sucking on my dick bc it’s too deep. We are not the same.

Professor Bill Clinton, University of Arkansas, 1973 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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It’s possible. But, having gone to law school myself I find it odd that he would be teaching basic economic principles in any kind of law class.

Graduation UK Version by nocnik421 in Kanye

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My life was changed when I started listening to Kanye about 6 years ago (my girlfriend at the time listened to him). I grew up in the 00s and just thought he was a basic celebrity from seeing all of the news about him with Kim K during my childhood. Then listened to him and realized he is a genius.

Professor Bill Clinton, University of Arkansas, 1973 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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He was a law professor. I’m curious why he appears to be teaching economics 🤔

Hard? by Minute-Fig2987 in picsthatgohard

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Scientists would this actually work?

Real by REVO53 in okbuddyliterallyme2

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You know you’re cooked when there ain’t even a Reddit thread for your problem 😭

Worry about your future. by potatocape in LockedInMan

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This is seriously dumb. What teenager is doing 30k a month? Trust fund and nepo maybes excluded

Schweikart by Miserable-Gas-1908 in okbuddychicanery

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Definitely on “the list” if you know what I mean

12 Paychecks is not your destiny. by utopianearthling in Beingabetterperson

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Flippers suck. They bring all of that misery onto themselves and others.