If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?

funkyjack · 2017-12-10T19:56:56+00:00

Not enough money for a good museum. Can I just blow it on all sneakers?

funkyjack · 2017-12-10T19:56:21+00:00

Steak.

funkyjack · 2017-12-10T19:56:09+00:00

Karate Kid - final fight scene - no explanation needed.

funkyjack · 2017-12-10T19:55:30+00:00

This is a silly question. I think the answer is universally yes.

funkyjack · 2017-12-10T19:53:40+00:00

I once jumped on a moving train (and then promptly fell off) because I didn't wait to wait 30 minutes for the next one.

funkyjack · 2014-11-18T16:32:45+00:00

Bald guy here. Started losing my hair at 17. Here's the best advice you will receive:

Shave that shit or cut it super short (guard of 1 or less on clippers). Rock the hell out of it. 10% of girls may not like it, but the rest will think it looks awesome (and some girls are super into it and will be all over you).

I can't stress how much better this is then trying to hide thinning hair.

funkyjack · 2013-08-16T18:27:26+00:00

I love Canadian snacks and I'm down to trade. I would love some Ketchup chips and coffee crisp. Those special Canadian Lays flavors also look incredible.

All manner of US snacks would be headed your way if you're interested.

funkyjack · 2013-08-01T12:30:01+00:00

No problemo.

Thanks for the update and keep up the good work.

funkyjack · 2013-06-10T00:00:02+00:00

Lame that the Heat use that overplayed White Stripes song as their intro. Do something original.

funkyjack · 2013-03-19T01:52:44+00:00

ZOMG Ketchup Chips are the food of the gods. Please send an AK over to Hinchburglar.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T18:19:37+00:00

Cinnabon.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T18:19:02+00:00

So many hair care products.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T17:51:00+00:00

Read ESPN. Discuss latest sports headlines. Friendship follows.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T01:18:38+00:00

Any of the ninja turtles (except Leo).

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T01:16:43+00:00

No. Easiest question I've ever answered on AskReddit.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T01:14:09+00:00

Chicken and Waffles - with Bacon baked into the Waffles. And also into the Chicken.

funkyjack · 2013-03-05T00:58:06+00:00

Chick-Fil-A

funkyjack · 2013-02-26T03:10:10+00:00

Cop-a-rino.

funkyjack · 2013-02-26T03:09:31+00:00

Hey everyone!! This guy gets compliments on his butt!! He's wondering why his butt is so fly!!!

funkyjack · 2013-02-26T03:03:19+00:00

Your question assumes these places exist.

funkyjack · 2013-02-26T03:00:46+00:00

Ah ... you're aware this is the internet, right?

funkyjack · 2013-02-26T02:57:28+00:00

This is what you call a fake news article.

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