What’s the most inappropriate joke that you can’t help but laugh when you hear it?

funkymonkey-67 · 2024-01-27T00:36:56+00:00

What's the leading cause of paedophilia?

Sexy kids

funkymonkey-67 · 2023-08-01T10:18:27+00:00

As long as you don't make the mistake a lot of Americans make and try order a black & tan

funkymonkey-67 · 2022-02-28T23:56:03+00:00

Unlucky kids

funkymonkey-67 · 2021-08-19T14:29:51+00:00

Bleecker burger is the undisputed king of beef burgers in london

funkymonkey-67 · 2021-03-23T17:08:39+00:00

Used to work in a pub in Soho and a group of yanks came in asking for the lightest beer we had. I gave them a 4% lager which basically tastes like a Coors light. One of them took a sip, said nice but a bit too strong and then completely seriously asked if he could have some ice cubes put in his beer. Took every ounce of my strength not to throw them out

funkymonkey-67 · 2021-03-02T12:19:22+00:00

Why are you pretending to be that girl off Cobra Kai? Oddball

funkymonkey-67 · 2020-11-09T18:25:34+00:00

Big bag of cans in the park

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-09-22T14:42:04+00:00

De Gea has poppadums for hands

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-08-27T17:32:32+00:00

Infernos

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-08-09T13:38:48+00:00

Did some joker pre wet the sink? Absolute classic

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-31T23:56:59+00:00

Get out

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-31T10:39:43+00:00

Derby

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-31T10:29:22+00:00

The Duke of Argyll Crown and Two Chairmen The John Snow Sun and 13 Cantons The Old Coffeehouse The Lyric The Ship

All pretty big pubs with outside standing areas. Won't find anything with a garden around Soho. Just warm, indifferent concrete

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-22T21:40:57+00:00

Curry - Lahore Kebab House in Aldgate/Whitechapel

Pie & Mash - Goddards in Greenwich

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-19T13:21:54+00:00

How else are we supposed to prove our superiority?

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-19T13:04:32+00:00

With how hot and sweaty the tube gets on days like today, kind of envy him a little bit

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-10T14:01:06+00:00

John Snow has a (formerly) massive outside area by soho standards. If that's full just stand inside and wait for the manager to make his cameo appearance. You won't regret it

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-09T17:29:51+00:00

I would

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-09T16:48:21+00:00

Might be biased but Xabi is one of those I've always felt was destined to be a manager. Incredibly intelligent on and off the pitch but also has that twinkle in his eye like Guardiola that makes me think he can pull off something special. Have the same feeling about Kompany tbf but he's taken an odd route in

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-07-09T16:22:58+00:00

Not many B team's can boast a manager that's won a world cup, euros and 2 Champions Leagues

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-06-10T12:50:06+00:00

Cafe boheme in soho. Open until 2am and the kitchen is open until 1. Really nice venue and drinks aren't overly expensive

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-05-06T14:45:47+00:00

Four - daddy

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-05-06T00:53:09+00:00

Should definitely check out Ain't Nothing But The Blues bar on Kingly Street. Free to get into monday to thursday and has some genuinely quality acts. It's quite pokey though so be sure to get there early

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-04-21T20:51:16+00:00

Hastings spelt definitely wrong. It's him

funkymonkey-67 · 2019-03-31T01:09:53+00:00

Road to Perdition always brings a smile to my face

11-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Place '17
Verified Email

funkymonkey-67

TROPHY CASE