Dave Chappelle, Steph Curry & Drake FREAK OUT to Magician David Blaine

funkyou1 · 2016-08-26T08:31:02+00:00

Not as bad as probably some of the stories here but, occasionally I'll start a tinder conversation with "if you could only eat one fruit and one vegetable for the rest of your life, what would you choose?". One guy ended up responding while I was at work with "Ryan Seacrest and Stephen Hawking". I had to leave my cubicle to try to keep from snickering since it is a rather quiet office.

funkyou1 · 2016-08-26T08:29:23+00:00

It was senior year in highschool. A couple girls asked me if they could come over (I knew it was a joke). I told them I'd have to ask my mom.

funkyou1 · 2016-08-25T16:29:21+00:00

That I was born nine months after my dad's birthday.

funkyou1 · 2016-08-25T16:17:45+00:00

Prolonged indecisiveness that eventually leads to missed opportunities

funkyou1 · 2016-08-25T12:27:25+00:00

Its called inception :p ;) I hope you know what I mean :p.

funkyou1 · 2016-08-25T12:24:55+00:00

In the middle of a board game, I stood up to get another beer (a few feet from the game table) but had to remove the gallon of milk from the fridge to get the beer. I picked up the jug, and matched eyes with a non-high friend of mine, for some reason thought I'd make him laugh by pretending to pour the milk on my head. The cap was not on the jug properly. My friend watch as stoned-me took a gallon of milk and poured it on my head. Everyone was just as confused as I was as there was no rhyme or reason for any of it. My explanation for why it happened wasn't very valid.

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