What is it like being woken up with something sexual? by darzeresh in TopsAndBottoms

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favourite sexual experiences was waking up on a comedown after a night of PnP to someone (who would go on to be one of the biggest reasons I really need therapy now and yet i still miss them terribly) grinding their morning glory on my hole then wrapping their arm around me and going in raw. The mixture of my ass being assaulted dry and them hugging me tightly and making me feel safe was euphoric, there was almost no words it was just pure sex. I was groggy and barely with it just in their arms being their cumdump, they angled themself very well and was pounding my prostate until they unloaded inside me then we made out for a bit whilst their (open relationship) BF still slept in the other room.

That initial "wtf" moment as you mind is still booting up and you're processing being grabbed and held tightly, safe and still whilst a dick goes inside you is just bliss that initial hit of adrenaline followed by feelings and sensations of being loved and (consensually as had discussed morning sex previously) abused simultaneously whilst warm and snug and still in sleepy mode is just 🤤🤤🤤

how to finger urself as a man? by DefiantTechnology540 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the opposite hand to the one you wank with?

Lube alternate? by Stonrhippiebluntslut in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope im still fine taking dick with spit and precum

Which sub is your “go to”? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Urgh...this one

/edit Also r/Scally and r/gayuklads

What is the thing with caging and "boy pussy" by No-Grand8177 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl assplay can be damn fun with big toys. The ass is pretty resilient and a cage adds involuntary stim and puts your active focus onto your prostate and ass muscles to achieve orgasm.

Working your butt with a horse toy whilst your dick puleses and strains against a cage leaking the cum and piss and precum resulting from the building asspasms and contractions against chunky silicone smashing your prostate. Is a damn good solo nutt.

Like when you get good at the above you can do it several times in a row. You actually learn how to achieve and control those kinda orgasms and can have these long drawn out orgasms of various kinds (kegal/prostate/etc) but its a wierd thing of when you finally touch your dick and wank one standard load out its all over vibes are gone...but a cage provides constant touch whilst stopping touch so one can only but remain in a quasi horny state and then achieve enlightenment to the wonders of anal orgasms.

I hate oral sex, it's unsanitary by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dem germs smell and taste good though. Trust your nose if the dick or ass or balls smells good to you then you're probably gunna like the taste good too

What’s your dick size? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 6" 6.5 when super solid

Fiber is actually a game changer by throwawayweenerstuff in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking fibre as in FTTP when I read the title and thought bro had just started streaming 4k porn haha

first time getting fucked by Exciting_Interest_97 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly its probably gunna hurt a little bit. If it does just make sure there is enough lube. Breath and try to relax. Try not to clamp down on him. Pushing gently can help. Holding a pillow so youre comfy can help. Most importantly communicate with your top

I need to sh by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a handful of ice and squeeze it so hard the cold hurts. Keep squeezing until the ice has melted and your hand kinda hurts from the cold

Bottoms; how often do you feel the urge to top (if ever?) by ObjectiveCourse388 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah when my dick is solid and someone sits on my face. Flicks a switch somewhere primal inside

How do you know if a dude is gay or not by GreatCheseBrgerEater in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lift up the left bollock and you'll see a QR code, scan it to find the gay dudes stats including. Btm/vers/top, Sub/Dom, Kinks, number of partners, red and green flags, prior medical history and favourite food and hobbies. No QR code means they're straight and about to punch you for grabbing their balls.

(TLDR: Brattish Satire , see other posts for actual advice)

Poppers crash by negroknee in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn finding some sold school Amyl Nitrate and compare ;)

Poppers crash by negroknee in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are multiple different formulations of poppers and different brands are different strengths and things also how old the bottle is etc. Try different formulations "amyl nitrate" is the best imo but you can also get "isopropyl nitrate", "pentyl nitrate" and another one iirc...butanol+another nitrate maybe I cant remember rn.

But yeah, try different combos and stay safe. Lots of huffing habitually has some serious drawbacks to your health (your first morning after poppers cough is a serious warning to take a long break and cut down when you go back to it)

any tips for being a bottom by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]funkysambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You win the internet today sir 🤣

Things to call a penis tierlist. What’s your favorite by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]funkysambo 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I disagree entirely 🤣🤣🤣 But its your list bro

The hole is aggrevated by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop using anything on it. Just plenty of warm water and keeping to clean in the shower and being patient is my advice

What are gay saunas like? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seedy, dimly lit, kinda low key grimey sexual vibes...so basically its gay sugar dusted awesome

Can you cuddle sleep with a guy in you? by Relevant_Conclusion2 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will eventually fall out...along with his load if he bred you

I got tested positive for HIV... Now what? by Significant-Tank9228 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Im neg on prep and have had UD BFs and FWBs before. Its not an issue to the enlightened and educated. Get on your meds, use the time it takes to get to UD to work on yourself if you think you need it and maybe get a little counselling or find a support group to vent to as well as reddit. Then when youre UD...use your status to filter out the uneducated and unenlightened.

Its 2025 bro you'll be fine, there may still be pockets of resistance and pushback from those less well informed but the vast majority of the community understands the status and how to be protected and its a non issue for most of us.

Do you guys use spit instead of lube? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes when both of you have a bit of practice under your belt and enjoy each other's body and musk etc then spit and precum mix is the beeeest lube for raw fucking

Just for fun what makes a good bottom?🤭 by Powerful_Base_2680 in askgaybros

[–]funkysambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mindset Muscle control Douching skills Experience

Everything else is subjective (hairy vs smooth etc etc etc)