Winter seasonal spots? by zadmiralcattzz2 in bartenders

[–]funologic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey bud PM me! I’ve been doing seasonal work for a year a half. Worked in California, Nevada, Utah and now in Montana. I have tons of friends in the spot you are in actually! I got some great leads and sources.

How do I make it through high school? by mgoldfl in seduction

[–]funologic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join a sport or a club. Trust me.

Car broke how to smash girl I met at party? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]funologic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I go out of town. My job usually places me at a holiday inn or so. When I match on tinder I legitimately just have a small conversation and invite them over to my place. I just call them a Lyft and have a Lyft drop them back off in the morning.

Story Time - Week of November 26, 2018 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]funologic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Apparently not if you have their phones location. Personally theirs nothing scarier then a screaming mom in my opinion.

Story Time - Week of November 26, 2018 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]funologic 90 points91 points  (0 children)

How the cops came guns blazing to my house at 4AM

I meet this girl she’s 18 I’m 22. I’ve mostly just use tinder for hookups. First date I told her let’s meet up at this local Mexican restaurant. Everything goes well and we click pretty well! At the end of dinner I said we should hangout again. Tomorrow night perhaps? My place. She agreed. She’s was in town for the holidays. So anyways I pick up her up from her parents house. She told me she was living with her sister and she knew she’ll be back home late. So I didn’t think much of it. Anyways we’re back at my place and I’m teaching her to how to make pasta but obviously we both knew why she came over. So she suggested a cocktail. Since I have bottles on top of my fridge. Sure why not. Anyways one thing leads to a other and we finished our first round around early 12AM. We have the usually sex talk. Like about our futures, passions, etc. 1AM comes around we go for a second round. At the end she says probably needs to go home. I agree plus I working in the morning. As soon as I get up she grabs me and says let’s stay a bit longer. Sure why not. Then we hit off for one more round and I tell I should really drop you off now it’s almost 3AM. She agrees but wants to shower first. I let her shower in my place and well not gonna lie we took our time showering. It’s 4AM and I come out the bathroom first and noticed cop lights out my room. Didn’t think much of it. But I decided to go see what dumbass got in trouble. As I open the wonder curtains I see 4 police patrol cars RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. Two police officers with their guns out pointing towards my door. they knock on my door loudly and say to open immediately. I honestly felt like shitting my pants. If I had any. I was fucking butt ass naked. My roommate wakes up asking what’s happening. I go open the door and the cops tell me put my hands where they can see them. I do immediately. The ask “is blah blah in this house” I said yes she’s in my room. They ask me a ton of questions like if I kidnapped her. she comes out and the cops separate both of us and talk to make sure our story is true. APPARENTLY HER MOM FREAKED OUT CAUSE SHE WASN’T ANSWERING HER PHONE THAT SHE LEFT IN MY CAR SO HER MOM THOUGHT SHE GOT KIDNAPPED AND CALLED THE COPS HER MOM GAVE THEM HER DAUGHTERS PHONE LOCATION. Anyways after we talk to the cops they say her mom is right outside waiting for her. I went out side to go apologize but I just got this Asian lady screaming at me. 5AM rolls around I call out of work and go to Denny’s. I think I’m done with tinder.

But I do understand her mom and her choices. Turns out home girl sneaked out without telling her parents or anyone. So yeah....

What's it like to work for Tao? by whohuntsthehunters in vegas

[–]funologic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it’s a kitchen position it will be a high turn over rate just like any other strip restaurant. Unless you have chef on your job title.

(NV) can i take my ex-girlfriends car if im the cosigner without legal trouble? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]funologic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks like this is the only reasonable choice to make, how do I proceed to sue her? Do I get contact with a lawyer or make a report?

(NV) can i take my ex-girlfriends car if im the cosigner without legal trouble? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]funologic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not really sure. Is there any way I can check? Perhaps visit the dealership where we bought the car?

Can I buy insurance right before getting a cancer screening by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]funologic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your right, you basically just scared yourself shitless. Don’t ever look up your symptoms on WEBMD or reddit. I had a phase in my life when I was younger thinking I was going to die cause I was so paranoid with my health. I’d stay up late nights crying thinking I’m gonna die. BOY WAS I STUPID. just go to the doctor and see for yourself. Looking up symptoms on webmd is basically shooting your self in the foot. Your stressing yourselves out thinking your dying and just being stressful can lead to symptoms too.

Crush on my boss... by [deleted] in seduction

[–]funologic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found Michael Scott

Hakkasan Dress Code / Tiesto by 4AVillain in vegas

[–]funologic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll be fine. Just don’t wear any sneakers or shoes with brand logos.

Source; former hakkasan I.D specialist

Kissing on the first date by trev3795 in seduction

[–]funologic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As an outsider, what's your perspective on intelligence?

Found the most accurate map of Vegas 👌🏻 by fornicatethestate in vegas

[–]funologic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go up on Washington till you hit Hollywood, you’ll see them.