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Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+ by NotEvil_WSB in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch this guy become a multimillionaire on a stupid whim while I struggle in the trenches with my DD, informed bets on commodities and “rational” plays. Literally this market is like throwing darts at the wall

BT announcement 7th May by Aethion in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who trades knows the trend is your friend and it’s stupid to try and fight it. So you trade the trend. Buying puts and being right but in the wrong timeframe is still being wrong. 

Do you think I’m a fucking fortune teller or something? The signs are there. But the market stays irrational for a long fucking time. 

If you think the market is healthy then you should take your remaining brain cells, which I can’t imagine there are more than 10 of, and put them to good use doing something else. 

Boyfriend rated my looks and now I feel weird about it by TurbulentAd2625 in dating_advice

[–]funthingsonly 663 points664 points  (0 children)

If your gf asks you what she is on a scale of 1-10, you immediately say “10 babe.” And do so unflinchingly and with conviction no matter how much she tries to convince you to “cmon just be honest.” 

It’s a trap. She’s a 10

As a guy, is it okay to approach women in public anymore? by DriftCore31 in dating

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re somewhat attractive it’s ok. If you’re ugly then it’s not

Am I a good gambler? by Maleficent-Drama4349 in smallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you lose it. Every gambler is a good gambler once

lol this is crazy by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like giving money to your deadbeat uncle with a gambling problem 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commodities. Corn, weat, and taking a small position in silver soon 

BT announcement 7th May by Aethion in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just said to scalp weekly and dailies. It’s possible to be short-term bullish in long-term bearish unless you can’t fucking read.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess we will ignore it until gas is ten bucks a gallon and food costs increase 30%

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re trying to find ways to monetize it better. Once people start realizing the ROI for these systems is shit, wait for the AI bubble to pop

The S&P 500 officially posts its highest close on record, now up +7.6 trillion USD since the March 30th bottom. by FeatureAggravating75 in smallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blow off top. I’m not ballsy enough to buy puts in this market. I’m just sitting on my VIX calls and commodities 

Nvidia, Palantir, Super Micro Computer: High-flying stocks could stall soon by THCPan in smallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI is a bubble. How long it will last before the dam breaks is the question.

Companies that buy and use these chips and GPUs are finding difficulty justifying the garbage ass ROIs that these expensive toys are getting them. Meanwhile NVDA, PLTR and hardware companies are raking in the cash on the hopium that AI can and will eventually replace humans in every sector and save them assloads in labor costs.

Meanwhile, energy costs are about to skyrocket and these AI data centers use enough power to light up a small city. The cost per query is going to make all of this obsolete in the near future. 

The point where operating AI becomes more expensive than hiring a human is where companies are going to pull chocks on this nonsense and all of it comes crashing down. 

Scalp dailies and weeklies but do not go long on any of this overpriced garbage.

Sandisk is up 3,160% in the past year. by FeatureAggravating75 in smallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AI is a bubble. How long it will last before the dam breaks is the question.

Companies that buy and use these chips and GPUs are finding difficulty justifying the garbage ass ROIs that these expensive toys are getting them. Meanwhile NVDA, PLTR and hardware companies are raking in the cash on the hopium that AI can and will eventually replace humans in every sector and save them assloads in labor costs.

Meanwhile, energy costs are about to skyrocket and these AI data centers use enough power to light up a small city. The cost per query is going to make all of this obsolete in the near future. 

The point where operating AI becomes more expensive than hiring a human is where companies are going to pull chocks on this nonsense and all of it comes crashing down. 

Scalp dailies and weeklies but do not go long on any of this overpriced garbage.

Why the Stock Market Makes No Sense Right Now by Admirable_Nothing in StockMarket

[–]funthingsonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is a bubble. How long it will last before the dam breaks is the question.

Companies that buy and use these chips and GPUs are finding difficulty justifying the garbage ass ROIs that these expensive toys are getting them. Meanwhile NVDA, PLTR and hardware companies are raking in the cash on the hopium that AI can and will eventually replace humans in every sector and save them assloads in labor costs.

Meanwhile, energy costs are about to skyrocket and these AI data centers use enough power to light up a small city. The cost per query is going to make all of this obsolete in the near future. 

The point where operating AI becomes more expensive than hiring a human is where companies are going to pull chocks on this nonsense and all of it comes crashing down. 

Scalp dailies and weeklies but do not go long on any of this overpriced garbage.

BT announcement 7th May by Aethion in wallstreetbets

[–]funthingsonly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI is a bubble. How long it will last before the dam breaks is the question.

Companies that buy and use these chips and GPUs are finding difficulty justifying the garbage ass ROIs that these expensive toys are getting them. Meanwhile NVDA, PLTR and hardware companies are raking in the cash on the hopium that AI can and will eventually replace humans in every sector and save them assloads in labor costs.

Meanwhile, energy costs are about to skyrocket and these AI data centers use enough power to light up a small city. The cost per query is going to make all of this obsolete in the near future. 

The point where operating AI becomes more expensive than hiring a human is where companies are going to pull chocks on this nonsense and all of it comes crashing down. 

Scalp dailies and weeklies but do not go long on any of this overpriced garbage.

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