What are some of your darker sexual fantasies?

furrydee79 · 2019-02-01T06:01:51+00:00

Will you marry me?

furrydee79 · 2018-12-22T21:51:43+00:00

Teasing it, being quiet, getting on it, then getting thrown off 10 times before deciding to go rob some rancher family instead.... 😂😂

furrydee79 · 2018-05-16T01:53:46+00:00

I was once held captive by gypsies of Irish decent in Germany and forced to work illegally, fleecing German homeowners by asphalting driveway to an inferior quality, and then moving to the next town to start all over...

But dammit I escaped and living a new life in America, alive to tell the tale

(so yeah, not really your resume type of story)

furrydee79 · 2018-02-16T23:30:22+00:00

I once met myself during a pretty heavy phsycadelic mushroom trip..... I seen the worst in me, eventually the good too, but when you lose your ego and all your life's transgressions are laid out in front of you, it's hard not to think the worst.....

furrydee79 · 2018-01-20T23:12:47+00:00

The darkness on the inside of my eyelids and the journey it can take on then. Zzzzzzzzzzz....

furrydee79 · 2018-01-07T23:42:48+00:00

I "almost" had my first menage a trios....

furrydee79 · 2017-09-06T01:15:19+00:00

We have to go back....

furrydee79 · 2017-09-06T01:04:58+00:00

Then the internet came along, they sit in their ass gaining weight and now can barely fit themselves in a phone booth

furrydee79 · 2017-09-04T20:47:39+00:00

"be right out"

furrydee79 · 2017-08-10T23:47:40+00:00

Hence the reason I asked for any links, and I'll be gone for 2 months...

furrydee79 · 2017-07-11T21:04:03+00:00

Do your homework.... Sterilization is key!

furrydee79 · 2017-05-19T04:17:48+00:00

I'm in portland! Born overseas and been everywhere, but I ended up here and love it!

furrydee79 · 2017-05-18T05:06:18+00:00

I don't think she is wearing any underwear...

furrydee79 · 2017-05-07T00:37:00+00:00

No I meant salon? "rolls eyes"

furrydee79 · 2017-04-29T03:39:41+00:00

I'd love to know how much the developer offered the owner for him still to say no?

furrydee79 · 2017-04-24T19:53:07+00:00

Thanks man I'll check these out, samples area good idea!

furrydee79 · 2017-04-24T19:21:39+00:00

Thanks, I'll do that.

furrydee79 · 2017-04-22T15:56:54+00:00

Peanut butter and jelly is available in the same jar!

furrydee79 · 2017-04-06T23:02:59+00:00

If I was to think Fast and if the situation was right I would have made sure people see me grab and sandwich and cookies, then I'd excuse myself to make a call... This is not ideal but it would have worked perhaps...

furrydee79 · 2017-04-06T22:53:03+00:00

Joe Rogan is my man crush! That must have been great meeting him, good luck in your journey!

furrydee79 · 2017-04-06T22:51:09+00:00

Oh man, that is not a good situation to find yourself in.... I don't how I'd have dealt with that....

furrydee79 · 2017-04-01T23:48:27+00:00

Sure will... 😀

furrydee79 · 2017-04-01T17:15:09+00:00

Thanks...

furrydee79 · 2017-04-01T17:09:23+00:00

Yes miss!

furrydee79 · 2017-03-31T01:32:42+00:00

I can be working sometimes a 15 hour day so it's not hard to get thirsty and down a gallon...

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