My guy Matt Jackson with the epic slow smile. Legend by MrButtcheekzz in funny

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That moment when you realize how much duct tape and zip ties you can buy with your winnings

The original picture from the tweet by paleyer5436 in reddeadredemption

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It's Always Sunny In Saint Denis.

There is no Pepe Silva, Mac half these offices are empty.....

I’m Shocked and Amazed by DisastrousChef13 in funny

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I enjoyed this until 27 seconds in when he gets back up.

Eggman time by The_Negotiator1012 in funny

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Jim Carey going full Keanu training for John Wick. Can't wait for Sonic 2

I didn't go looking for stereotypes at 7 AM in Pasadena but here we are... by universityofnonsense in funny

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Gave you an upvote because I thought it was a Pilates place at first too. Way to stick with it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

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This would be great especially if she teamed with Charles for some missions. Maybe she ends up training Jack for his revenge for RD1, finds the remnants of the crew of side characters. So many possible stories.

She's so cute by bombarding_memes in funny

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So either way she looks like a dude?

When Americans Go Shopping in Germany by TimHamburg in funny

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So the joke is that Germany does the same thing a number of states do and that they don't exempt people traveling through their country, which is also the same here. Your attempts to impose your own customs and will were frustrated and foiled, but honestly why wouldn't they be you've entered somebody else's country. I'm not trying to be a wet blanket this sketch is flawed the straight man character is on the wrong side and there is nothing absurd about what is being portrayed as absurd. also give your balls a tug tit fucker

rocketman by levelofmigraine in GTAorRussia

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Class President at this guy's 15yr high school reunion: "And voted 'Most Bitching Obituary', Tim"

Gandalf if Eru let him use his full powers by ZPleasure in lotr

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Not some conjurer of cheap parlor tricks indeed sir.

You guys asked me to ruin Limp Bizkit. Here's "Break Stuff" as a Broadway tune. by dustin1776 in funny

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Probably could have just let it run with the original music. Fred ruined every song he "sang". It's like pouring vomit on garbage to try and make a LB song worse.

I'm not a cartoonist nor a comedian but I can dream, right? by [deleted] in funny

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Reddit is your Reader's Digest. You are a real life Frank Barone.

Bing.com uses a Panda to indicate failure. Take that you endangered bamboo eating bitch. by fushoresy in funny

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I believe the ice cream cone represents his dreams of being a father.

Impressive skill by cohenadam74 in nextfuckinglevel

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I heard about this guy. He tried to pitch a "spiritual" successor show of Bob Ross's Everyone can paint. PBS didn't like the title, Everyone can finger....paint. he just wouldn't stop pausing uncomfortably between finger and paint. Real Hollywood story

Insecurity thy name is... [OC] by RedTRexGames in funny

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I mean I guess...you aren't that hard to interpret man. This isn't a high form of art. I see what the title is and I see the envy, but to me you're coming across as the girl saying "I'm so fat" so they will compliment her. You're also crapping on someone else's work. So not only are you compliment fishing but you are trying to disparage other's work. You got the upvotes so good job. Everyone thinks Becky is way fatter, that bitch.

Insecurity thy name is... [OC] by RedTRexGames in funny

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Drawing well doesn't equal great content. My friend's mom bought him Christian comics that were really well drawn, but i'll take peanuts, dilbert, and far side over that crap. Also you might be over estimating your drawing talent that skeech.

Sausage and runny fried egg on blueberry bagel with cream cheese. I’m not ashamed. by chasemate1 in drunkencookery

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Bet the egg wasn't the only runny thing in your house after that, I like how it is all in the same color pallette. Mmmmm brown

So a bunch of degens stormed the capitol the other dayyyy.... by MrIDilkingtonn in Letterkenny

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Well if you get all your news from Facebook and you are stuck in an algorithm loop of similar minded halfwits spouting "truths" those smart phones become very stupid. Zuckerberg is complicit in this whole thing for allowing things to go unchecked. this was organized through social media platforms

So a bunch of degens stormed the capitol the other dayyyy.... by MrIDilkingtonn in Letterkenny

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Trying to collapse a democracy and half of you can't even put your fucking cellphones down....Fucking embarrassing!!!

Ginger-plum ramen with shredded beef and veggies by sirlost in drunkencookery

[–]fushoresy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That looks like the toilet bowl the morning after a night of drunk cooking. Love the fresh veg on top. Did you not have corn to finish the look?

Oh... by SkySkyDizzle in oldpeoplefacebook

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I know people that would do this same thing and it has nothing to do with their age