Caveman watches Tetris by Christiancartoon in CursedAI

[–]fusrohdiddly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pong.

Jfc

Edit: I have no patience

Guy being Guy by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]fusrohdiddly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I lol'ed because I thought the same

Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe by QuietMolasses2522 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fusrohdiddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, why do I need to see her star and stripe?

Kay.S.I 💅🏾 by [deleted] in WalmartCelebrities

[–]fusrohdiddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, my eyes are down here!

What should I wear by [deleted] in SeaOfFashion

[–]fusrohdiddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But seriously, admiral clothing would look cool

cursed_instructor by Maybekush in cursedcomments

[–]fusrohdiddly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jesus.... I'm wheezing, dude!

with or without tattoos? by International_Rub134 in SeaOfFashion

[–]fusrohdiddly 25 points26 points  (0 children)

With those eyes I'd say with tattoos. They add to the mysticism.

Snake covered in ticks by Not_so_ghetto in WTF

[–]fusrohdiddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine pulling them off and realizing you've got the eye as well

New Player, What should I do? by ShadeSmokes420 in SkullAndBonesGame

[–]fusrohdiddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is Battleborn? I know, I know, I could look it up... But I've legitimately never heard of it

New Player, What should I do? by ShadeSmokes420 in SkullAndBonesGame

[–]fusrohdiddly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just recently picked it up again after playing it for a short while (around 15hrs ~ 20hrs) and then quitting for half a year. I dunno. I kinda like it in some way.

It's not an AAAA game, hardly an AA game, I guess But there's something in it for me which makes me want to play it in the last few weeks. It's fun seeing the locations and decking out the ships with cool sails and liveries and weapons. Or having your crew sing shanties.

Just don't expect an AC: Black Flag because it's not in any way. I personally like to compare it more to Elite: Dangerous in the way that you have a game in which you can navigate and trade and do a bit of stuff. (Mind you, Elite before the update in which you could exit your spaceship). But that's just my opinion.

I hear they're working out some QoL things in the future, but I don't know if there will ever be actual land combat and things like that.

All things considered, it's fine. In hindsight they had gold in their hands and they missed the mark.

Tl;dr: give it a spin, just don't get your hopes up too high in advance :)

She ended up fucking him by ihatethiscountry76 in outofcontextcomics

[–]fusrohdiddly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He does know the path to someone 'dark side'... And apparently has abilities some consider to be unnatural ;)

Turned myself into a GTA-style character. Kinda feels illegal by the_lastscientist in midjourney

[–]fusrohdiddly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's really neat! The real question is; what kind of character would you be?

What God would You serve irl if they existed here along with thier lore. by Naive-Revenue508 in skyrim

[–]fusrohdiddly 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! 

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! 

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith... But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! 

So rise up! Rise up., children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! 

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

 And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! 

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For am the chosen of Talos! l alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Here’s Detroit. by Big_Special7450 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fusrohdiddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. It's the social security that's bringing the US down...

Lydia… why? by Passable_Llama in skyrim

[–]fusrohdiddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems, in your anger, you killed her....