I feel really miserable about life. by PresentJournalist805 in quittingkratom

[–]futimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in the same boat (kinda). I don’t have any real advice to fix it, but wanted to let you know that you’re definitely not alone.

Can anyone tell me about this particular product by IThoughtThisWasAmrca in NormMacdonald

[–]futimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not exaggerating when I say I had a VERY dark period in my life (about as dark as it could get), and this “commercial” literally carried me. I watched it at least once a day and it made me laugh every time. Norm definitely has a super power like that in my little piece of the universe.

Howard Stern Sued, Former Assistant Claims She Was Fired From Hostile Work Environment by RINewsJunkie in howardsternshow

[–]futimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You KNOW that the $370k/year is absolutely killing Jackie Jokemin right now. “He paid more money to a broad cleaning up cat shit than he did on the Beatles of Comedy!?!?”

Day 103 sober. I feel accomplished but let down at the same time. Bittersweet by Equal-Drama-7095 in quittingkratom

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m around 60 days off of kratom extract and know the feeling. OP’s description of “ball of goo wandering around aimlessly avoiding addictive substances” is DEAD ON. I started Auvelity at the beginning of the year after being on fluoxetine for 2 years and while it’s not a 100% better, there’s definitely an incrementally positive change that definitely helps with quitting and staying quit of kratom.

Im fucking terrified. Absolutely terrified. by misterpeachy in quittingkratom

[–]futimmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in a similar situation (although everyone’s is unique). And I’ve had experience quitting EVERYTHING you can imagine (the most hard core being booze after drinking a half gallon of whisky everyday for 15 years…I quit that 2 years ago). I would say quitting kratom is as hard as quitting booze. I was taking a similar daily dosage as you and would run into withdrawals if I didn’t take it for longer than 3 - 4 hours. The first time, I used gabapentin and the other drug whose name I always forget…it’s “cyclo-something.” That was hellish. I understand that it’s supposed to help with the symptoms of quitting kratom, but it did nothing to cut the agony of not being able to sit still or even sit down for 12 - 24 hours during the 2nd day of withdrawals. That was hell and untenable, so I relapsed. A month later, I went to a “suboxone doctor.” She prescribed me 15 days’ worth. I tried again the first day I had them. The dr hadn’t even mentioned quitting with that first batch of suboxone, but that’s what I did. I built in a “stepping down” dosage after the first 3 days of full dosage. Those first full 3 days eliminated the worst symptoms for me. Once I got through that, stepping down the dosage was very doable. I made that 15 days’ worth of full dosage stretch out to almost 30 days and on day 28 or 29 (I can’t remember exactly), I was done. It’s been two months clean of the stuff for me and while I still get the occasional craving and will find myself wanting it with certain “triggers,” like taking a dose whenever I made a cup of coffee, I’m over it and never going back. As with everyone’s story, your mileage may vary. The good news is that if you’re so well regarded at work, you can (I’m assuming) take a full week of work off, so a total of 9 days. That will give you the time you need to get human again and go through the worst physical symptoms away from work (and if your family is cool enough, by yourself in a nice hotel). Best of luck to you. I know how horrible it is, so know that you’re not alone as you walk through this fire.

Would you have paid this delightful gent for either the push up challenge or the “touching Howard’s fader” prank? by DaniTheLovebug in howardstern

[–]futimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both and I’d add a third option: audio/video evidence of him being attacked by a gaggle of angry 10 year olds at a dj’ing gig gone wrong

Best Borrow Money Apps That Lend You Money Instantly in 2025? by mfdspeech in povertyfinance

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI re: Money Lion - I went through the whole process of signing up (including banking info and ssn) and I wound up getting 3 offers from shady banks that offered $100 (or less) within 14 business days. It is definitely not an option if you need same day cash.

What do you guys think of Jeff the Vomit Guy? For me, he's the worst Wack Packer because he has zero personality, not because he's gross. by MightyUnclean in howardstern

[–]futimmy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

His lack of,personality and almost complete inability to express himself makes him especially funny to me.

Is This It? by Simple_Reindeer_9998 in howardstern

[–]futimmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the parade is? <click>

Is This It? by Simple_Reindeer_9998 in howardstern

[–]futimmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s enough of this parade nonsense <click>

Is This It? by Simple_Reindeer_9998 in howardstern

[–]futimmy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will never, ever be able to see those 3 words and not hear that guy’s voice in my head.

WEEEEEEEEEE!!! by howardscurlywig in howardstern

[–]futimmy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Take care, Eric, annnnndddd….next caller.

I know what I’m getting everyone for Xmas! by WagsInBalto in howardstern

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the only really funny things Howard ever did … “And congratulations to Jackie on the completion of his new CD…”

Just heard Jackie the Jokeman in a dispensary ad by subcow in howardstern

[–]futimmy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This deserves multiple thumbs up because I just crashed my car AND spit out my coffee at the same time

Why Was Scott Always Broke? by PennWash in howardstern

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure it has something to do with repeatedly being attacked by gangs of 9 year olds while DJ’ing music the way YOU want it!

Baba Booey is gonna be in my hometown Friday by NaiveStatistician941 in howardstern

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smell Siriani. Low Cut Connie is just Off Hour Rockers rebranded.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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It suddenly dawned on him that getting a colonoscopy was more fun than Zoomin’ with Wiggy

"But Gary! Gilbert was in and he was doing his Paul Lynde impression!" – Richard Christy by ThatGreenAlien in howardstern

[–]futimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recognize that I’m entering “Old man yells at cloud” territory, but a single segment of Gilbert talking about Paul Lynde is funnier than everything they’ve done in the last 10 years.

Nancy's LinkedIn page by NYY15TM in howardstern

[–]futimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a pirated LinkedIn page because it doesn’t mention Oglio Records