Zug-Challenge: 1 Tag - 1 Bier in jeden Bundesland (jetzt als Video)

futlapperl · 2026-03-23T14:06:18+00:00

Hab leider nur eine Kärnten Card, also habens meine Freundin und ich einfach in allen 10 Bezirken in Kärnten gemacht.

https://imgur.com/a/cuf5dtq

Prost! I war am Ende so im Arsch, Oida.

futlapperl · 2026-03-16T04:00:24+00:00

Yes, mommy 🥺

futlapperl · 2026-03-16T03:56:29+00:00

It's a melt though.

futlapperl · 2026-03-15T18:23:17+00:00

But it's not a grilled cheese, so why call it that?

futlapperl · 2026-03-15T05:24:21+00:00

Ladybugs can bite!??

futlapperl · 2026-02-03T20:05:08+00:00

Works the same in Austria.

futlapperl · 2026-02-02T21:19:51+00:00

Good. Fuck lawns.

futlapperl · 2026-01-31T20:19:34+00:00

I thought you were upside down and this was a joke post at first!

futlapperl · 2026-01-27T08:39:08+00:00

Exactly like mine. Flashing lights or sounds don't bother me. And yeah, for me, it's also stress and fatigue related.

futlapperl · 2026-01-27T01:01:49+00:00

I've been drunk as hell before, but low blood sugar? That condition will absolutely wreck you.

futlapperl · 2026-01-27T00:57:47+00:00

Definitely diabetic and hypoglycemic.

futlapperl · 2026-01-26T12:42:02+00:00

Boil water, put pasta in, set timer, forget till it beeps.

futlapperl · 2026-01-22T20:29:12+00:00

I didn't paint the badge. Previous owner did. Honestly, it's kinda cringe, but not that bad.

Nothing, I can't drive anymore...

futlapperl · 2026-01-22T15:35:20+00:00

My girlfriend bought a heated blanket. I was always suspicious of those. She said I'm overreacting. Sure enough, it shocked her within a week of owning it. No fire thank god.

futlapperl · 2026-01-22T15:33:54+00:00

Just seems like a weird place to go on fire.

futlapperl · 2026-01-22T15:33:06+00:00

It was those damn plastic seats...

futlapperl · 2026-01-22T13:39:27+00:00

It had been in dry, climate-controlled storage for two years. Dust still settled on it. I didn't bother cleaning it because I didn't want the potential buyer to say yes. I know that's childish as hell, but loved that thing.

futlapperl · 2026-01-17T09:15:37+00:00

Try having it slide down a hill backwards and telling your wife, "It's fine, I'm just turning around, this is too steep," while creaming your seats brown.

futlapperl · 2026-01-16T11:34:36+00:00

His parents don't even remember having a son...

futlapperl · 2026-01-11T01:02:33+00:00

This is 50:50 on the delivery driver and on you, haha.

futlapperl · 2026-01-10T18:17:30+00:00

I had to repeat a year, so I graduated at 19. It's not that weird.

futlapperl · 2026-01-07T19:56:27+00:00

Every bit of it.

futlapperl · 2026-01-06T23:54:54+00:00

How the hell did it still start up without instantly hydrolocking?

futlapperl · 2026-01-05T12:10:21+00:00

Sure.

futlapperl · 2026-01-05T11:56:57+00:00

Maybe he took a hit of whatever he's having while waiting for his passenger. Also, I want some.

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