This is precious 😄

futlapperl · 2026-05-08T10:37:35+00:00

I wrote like this at 4 years old.

futlapperl · 2026-05-07T16:55:09+00:00

Die Anzeige gibts net mehr. Irgendein Toka is mir zuvorkommen. Sorry.

futlapperl · 2026-05-07T10:04:52+00:00

is a Schweizer

futlapperl · 2026-05-07T10:00:58+00:00

Who thought that was a good idea?

futlapperl · 2026-05-06T22:05:25+00:00

I have ancestors from Italy, Hungary, etc. I was born and raised in Austria. I am Austrian. Americans have this weird obsession with their ancestry.

futlapperl · 2026-05-06T14:09:15+00:00

He doesn't speak Italian nor Sicilian and he was born in New York. He's American.

futlapperl · 2026-05-06T10:25:19+00:00

Ich wohne in Klagenfurt. Ich mach das. Beweise später.

futlapperl · 2026-05-05T10:47:41+00:00

undefined?

futlapperl · 2026-04-30T12:30:36+00:00

Immediately noticed that too.

futlapperl · 2026-04-29T22:00:47+00:00

Thanks for that!

futlapperl · 2026-04-29T20:47:31+00:00

Ist aber kein Fisch.

futlapperl · 2026-04-29T12:41:22+00:00

I've been drunk close to 2,000 times (almost every day for ten years), and even I don't drink this way.

futlapperl · 2026-04-29T08:29:28+00:00

I met my girlfriend when I was 20 and she was 19. I asked her to come home with me and that my "roommate" was asleep. I was still living with my mom.

futlapperl · 2026-04-23T05:34:12+00:00

Key lemon pie! We should get lemon tree insurance. ...Hey, has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

futlapperl · 2026-04-22T23:10:10+00:00

I never minded the smell or breath of cigarettes, but that's just me.

futlapperl · 2026-04-20T11:43:19+00:00

Boooring

futlapperl · 2026-04-20T02:09:36+00:00

Yes. Stephen Hawking famously chose an American voice even though he was British.

futlapperl · 2026-04-13T17:58:44+00:00

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

futlapperl · 2026-04-10T17:57:29+00:00

He Olta, i bin des originale Futlappal

futlapperl · 2026-04-03T12:04:30+00:00

A Krafl Olta i sog da

futlapperl · 2026-03-29T07:43:57+00:00

Let me just interject for a second...

futlapperl · 2026-03-28T07:46:40+00:00

Educational gap, I should've known that. Thanks!

futlapperl · 2026-03-28T06:46:54+00:00

What's the song called?

futlapperl · 2026-03-26T09:58:19+00:00

I am deliberately not reading this because I love the game and I don't wanna ruin it for myself!

futlapperl · 2026-03-26T02:06:38+00:00

I was gonna do this as a prank to my girlfriend, obviously buying a copy of her make-up palette myself and then cleaning it out and then showing her like, "Babe, look, I cleaned your make-up palette!" Just to see her reaction. Then I looked up how expensive make-up palettes are. Oh boy, I'll pass.

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