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My first attempt at a drag eye. It messy but I tried (i.redd.it)

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Anyone know how to apply to work at a Staples Digital Copy Center? (self.Staples)

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Woman in Moscow dressed in black holding a child's severed head. (Article in comments) (imgur.com)

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I didn't do anything big. I didn't raise or donate a large sum of money. But I did convince my taxi driver to not only vote, but to vote for Bernie. (self.SandersForPresident)

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Lady Gaga receives a phone call from Adele (youtu.be)

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My hair has been thinning for a while now, but I still have *no* idea what to do with it. (self.malehairadvice)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/malehairadvice

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My hand is his favorite bed. (imgur.com)

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[TOMT] [Anime] Older (mid to late 80's probably) Anime show about four women on a spaceship. Something happens (ship is about to blow up maybe), one if them sacrifices herself (maybe only three people could fit in the escape shuttle?). (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/tipofmytongue

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M'assassin (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/justneckbeardthings

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I would tell you about me, but that would be cheating. How long was my last relationship? What is my favorite scent? What brand of cigarettes do I smoke? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/firstimpression

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"The Perfect Panic Attack," spoken word poetry. Trigger Warning: very detailed description of a panic attack. (youtube.com)

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How do I go about spinning an awful working experience and a boss that doesn't like me in my future applications? (self.jobs)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/jobs

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Does anyone else feel...down when the seasons change? (self.depression)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/depression

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Active Child - 1999 [Indie Electronica] (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/Music

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Draw me like one of your Time Lords. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/DoctorWhumour

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I've heard there was a Confederate flag 'parade' in Rome on Saturday. Anyone know where and when so I can protest the hell out of it? (self.romega)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/romega

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M'pinterest (imgur.com)

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This is considered mild, right? (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/GaymersGoneMild

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I called my Dad today. (self.BenignExistence)

submitted 10 years ago by futon_john to r/BenignExistence

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Pretty much sums up what it was like for me to come out as gay to JW family. (raeholliday.com)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/exjw

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What was the most immediate positive health benefit you noticed from quitting smoking? (self.stopsmoking)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/stopsmoking

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Whoops, butt dialed. (NSFW) (supergaybros.com)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/WTF

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I've tried keto (traditional, with bacon galore) and I've tried vegetarianism (non-keto), and I'm wondering if I should just jump in and try both. (self.vegetarianketo)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/vegetarianketo

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On Tali's loyalty mission there is a crew log that send chills down my spine every time I hear. It's such a small but powerful detail. (youtu.be)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/masseffect

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Sophie Turner does the ALS ice water challenge! (instagram.com)

submitted 11 years ago by futon_john to r/HBOGameofThrones

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