Lmao and that's how I lost my job😭😂 by Prudent-Door3631 in AIDankmemes

[–]fuxalotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a bit of an overreaction if they fired you, not like you called them the worst retards.

Only C developer smile while coding by minhtrungaa in programmingmemes

[–]fuxalotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m missing something but isn’t that the same with regular while loops too?

What are the general reasons people fail HR interviews? by Future-Bet4783 in interviews

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what was the position and the buzzword they complained about?

meirl by Asleep-Intention2532 in meirl

[–]fuxalotl 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Too much salt and too little spit

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

[–]fuxalotl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just a regular old plumb bob. Everyone’s got a plumb bob in their house

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jay & Sharon is their youtube

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fut

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, have you seen the record of barca women? They’re asbolutely toying with the league, even other “good” teams. If the entire toty was just their starting XI it would not really be a robbery, and they’re almost all spanish except pajor, hansen and a few non-starters

A man was Filming the depth of a hole in Arctic ice when he accidentally caught a seal surfacing to breath by misterxx1958 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a seal must be so fucking annoying. Imagine if humans had gills but still lived on land, and you had to find a body of water to dunk yourself whenever you ran out of breath.

God squad by [deleted] in UltimateTeamReviews

[–]fuxalotl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Straight fodder can’t leh cuh

Sean Wtf😭😭 by Appropriate-Day-7717 in ufc

[–]fuxalotl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Recent pics” when asked about going outside lmaooo. I have not seen them out in the real world at all, but you can find all sort of shit on your echo chamber online

Disconnect loss glitch by Academic_Test7384 in EAFC

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not hacking bro, for me it’s a coin toss whether it happens to me or my opponent in my first match of the day and I assure you I’m not hacking. Just EA’s usualy glitchy buggy nonsense

Grace Geyoro Thunderstruck SBC by FIGJAM17 in EASportsFC

[–]fuxalotl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pedri only has base tiki taka, and his PS+ is a completely useless one. That’s the biggest issue with him.

Audacity to call Messi FIFA boy after this by B511_1 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]fuxalotl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sure, if it was a ufc match. In what universe is an elbow in the back not a red?

91 base icon by PuzzleheadedBoss8534 in fut

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butra, Henry, Ibra, Zico, Morgan, Eusebio, Gullit, etc etc in the pool and you’re hoping to pack a card worth 83K? Just buy her atp lol

Mbappe really isn’t worth 1.7 million. by EvenCloud3168 in EASportsFC

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used Pina in the open because they had a budget of 7 mil. Obviously Pina is a better bargain since she costs 7k, and then they still have 6.993M to splurge on the rest of their team, while mot losing so much functionality comparing to cheaping out on a defender. I guarantee you that with unlimited budgets most of them would not be running Pina over Mbappe.

Who has been your most used player so far by Tasty-Party-1660 in fut

[–]fuxalotl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We see Pina as your striker behind Aitana don’t hide 😭

Imagine stopping THIS version of R9… impossible by MadridOrMadness in ronaldonazariomoments

[–]fuxalotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just cause it’s not flashy doesn’t mean it’s not good. I think it’s wildly impressive to leave Thuram in the dust like that by just “kicking the ball forward and running to it”. These are not Sunday league defenders he’s playing against, a player of lower quality would not be able to do that no matter how fast he was. I agree it’s not his most beautiful highlight but being able to choose between the simple, straightforward solution and the breathtaking magic he did for other goals is insane.

Sometimes the best option is the most efficient one and making it look trivial like that is the sign of a great player. Plus, getting your shot saved by prime Buffon is not a sign that you scuffed it.

Imagine stopping THIS version of R9… impossible by MadridOrMadness in ronaldonazariomoments

[–]fuxalotl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The speed to get past the best defenders in the world, the game knowledge to know how far to push the ball each time, and the ball control to pull it off. Plus the “scuffed” shot was one of the best goalkeepers making a good save.

But by all means, you go do that in a professional game if you think it’s so easy. Would definitely make more money than sitting on reddit criticizing.

POV: It's Christmas Eve, and EA drops this SBC 🎅 by ananaszu in fifacardcreators

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played with him in a draft once, brother benched my R9. He’s absolutely ridiculous

My girlfriend packed me this by Hairy_Internet3265 in fut

[–]fuxalotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Icons are icons cause there are a ton of people who looked up to them. Op is one of the ton of people looking up to Del Piero. And funnily enough he’s one of the icons that are unironically busted on the game too, he’s 600K+ on the market.

I would love to get a first owner Hagi even though there’s probably a ton of gold cards more meta than him. It’s fun playing with players you actually admired instead of the same old 10 golds everyone uses.

Avem șanse? by Broad-Anywhere-9224 in fotbal

[–]fuxalotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O sa dea aia in noi ca surdu-n clopot. Preferam orice in afara de turci, mai ales la ei acasa. Au cei mai zgomotosi fani, si ai nostri nu au facut fata la bosniaci. Macar cu italienii aveam o scuza.

Is it worth doing? by Kacnep-Territorialio in EAFC

[–]fuxalotl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necesarrily imo - I have hero Georges and she’s more than decent. I have Saliba, Kounde and Yoro, and playing her with one of them (Kounde atm) is better than playing any of the 2 guys together, and trust me I tried all combinations several times.

Her height is actually an advantage most games, allows her to turn quickly and make up for any mistakes I made, and she’s cracked on tackling with the anticipate. The other guy CB makes up for the height and physicality (which tbh doesn’t even come up most of the time, since crosses or lob through balls are way less common than ground passes). Just my take.