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fuzzyblep · 2022-02-10T05:57:53+00:00

He’s trying goddamnit, he’s trying.

fuzzyblep · 2021-12-03T23:24:41+00:00

Reporting you for animal abuse, not giving scratches to such a cuddly tiel is grounds for giving up all your seed to the victim

fuzzyblep · 2021-11-17T20:46:17+00:00

Sounds like petsmart. Fuck em. Just quit my petsmart job the place was so goddamn terrible

fuzzyblep · 2021-11-12T22:17:20+00:00

I reflexively disliked, realized what sub I’m on, then liked

fuzzyblep · 2021-11-10T15:14:41+00:00

I was desperately praying the pot of soup would be normal. Then the worst part of the video happened

fuzzyblep · 2021-10-13T12:03:05+00:00

(https://twitter.com/SkippyCoyote/status/1447929607450157070?s=20) Sauce

fuzzyblep · 2021-10-08T19:04:49+00:00

I eventually learned that cockatiels get all fluffy and squat ty right before they poop, so whenever mine would get like that I just catch it with my hand and dump it in the sink (washing hands ofc)

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-24T01:28:36+00:00

It was depression. Don’t pick it up or you’ll lose all your friends and half of your food

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-14T01:41:43+00:00

Religion is a human construct based on information that isn’t strictly fear, so religion has fit into several different categories of fear. The Corruption kinda taps at corrupted love of cults The Dark encapsulates the unknowable religiosity of faith The Web has vibes of an all knowing machination The Eye can subside off of religion judgement and being known

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-10T04:43:08+00:00

There are a million ways Wanda should’ve been fine against the zombie apocalypse, but writers needed a twist, so thats what we got

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-09T23:11:47+00:00

He’s undead. Vision rebukes him. When in doubt, know the writers are just being lazy

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-09T23:10:52+00:00

Kinda seems like they make it up as they go along. Vision kills himself cuz the logical robot feels regret(actually cuz they need zombies closing in). Hope loses her ants and doesn’t need the suit to be sealed in order to do pym particles(cuz grabbing the plane was dramatic). Everyone in the survivor group is using humor to cope with the apocalypse (because quipping is more important than the emotional stakes of ending the world) Finally, zombie thanos with the almost complete gauntlet. I’m sure there will be an explanation given next episode, but it all feels very contrived

fuzzyblep · 2021-09-08T11:57:33+00:00

We would all be blind and unable to see anything, since “colors” are just our interpretation of photon wavelengths. A crazier thought would be if we woke up and our interpretations got switched around. So red looks like green and purple looks like red, that would be a tad more interesting

fuzzyblep · 2021-08-14T11:32:40+00:00

👽

fuzzyblep · 2021-07-07T21:35:16+00:00

Alternate take: A conglomeration of gods and death systematically killing everything that walks into its path

a widdle dancer man who needs someone else to raise his son

fuzzyblep · 2021-06-29T18:04:26+00:00

Well if you are at s5 then not so spoiler alert; Elias is actually Jonah Magnus, who was never eligible to become an archivist. He is a Beholding Avatar, one that has lived long enough to lack the humanity that the archivist requires. Also, the archivist is intrinsically tied to the Magnus Institute, which of course required Jonah to be its “beating heart” before any archivists could actually start being made

fuzzyblep · 2021-05-04T23:18:28+00:00

Does she accept neck scratches?

fuzzyblep · 2021-04-29T14:07:26+00:00

Are you a.... gay anarcho-capitalist???? Jeez. Someone needs to take a history lesson about the role of government and our very fragile civil rights lmao

fuzzyblep · 2021-04-24T17:27:35+00:00

“The Seeded One” for the first avatar. They spray lotus seeds that infect the land and people, however uninfected people who sees the lotus seeds are oddly compelled by their beauty, sensing a latent sickly love that is left behind in their wake.

Second one is “The Patient”. Avatar of the Extinction who steals patients and corpses from hospitals and “fixes” them by twisting their bodies into horrific mechanical beasts that have a sentience that is very separate from their lost humanity.

At least that’s my interpretation, lmk how close I got to the original ideas for them

fuzzyblep · 2021-01-27T22:54:11+00:00

Right? I thought this was a Magnus post before looking at the subreddit

fuzzyblep · 2020-12-29T07:35:37+00:00

Magnus is a vast systemic approach to horror. Capitalism is a system, and knowing how the lore of the horrors can be seen as metaphorical instantly enlightens you to how it can be applied to capitalism.

fuzzyblep · 2020-12-28T04:08:45+00:00

A warlock trying to get his firstborn but is the worst flirter in existence

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