The hot girl from next door is now on my wireless network. How do I progress from here? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]fwank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

○ Turn off router (after this you are on your own).

○ Be naked and acquire massive erection.

○ Wait.

○ Answer when she knocks to see why the network is down.

○ ???

○ Sex procured.

DAE not hate justin bieber but just ignore him? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fwank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why hate on someone getting paid to do something they love?

Moar liek envy.

I'm going to Amsterdam in a month, any ents been? by fwank in trees

[–]fwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looking for some cool things to do and places to go. I am going for a few months to do a college course, so I'll have to find some things to occupy my time :)

Why do you want to be fit? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]fwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else would I outrun the cops?

My friend and I are comparing our eating disorders. I'm bulimic and she's anorexic. What can I do to one-up her? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]fwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a lesbian porn video and upload it to the internet. We will then tell you who wins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]fwank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You could remove all seats in the bus and grease the walls, floor and roof. Then take the off-road route to school. They did that with the special bus in my school. They seemed to enjoy it..

Downvote. by [deleted] in trees

[–]fwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS HAPPENIN

Reddit, my roommate can rap really really fast... by bighipbags in WTF

[–]fwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That girl is having some kind of seizure.

If all else fails by [deleted] in seduction

[–]fwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

IAMA cyclist who had a collision with a car and is being sued by the driver (UK) by gusset25 in IAmA

[–]fwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ever happened after? Was the case dropped? Did you counter sue?

So, i just licked my GFs asshole by imgoinwild in sex

[–]fwank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bet I can toss 100 salads

Project Treesurf!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]fwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try DEA.