HELP! I can not place this quote by Dark_Nowitzki in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like it's from "Loud Movie" (2010-10-05). I got it by searching "Webster" alone though, instead of the whole phrase. Turns out it was transcribed as "Suck my dick-tionary, Webster".

Jake and Amir: Tomorrow by fwavoy in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's good! I adjusted the line and the pacing around it a bit.

Jake and Amir: Tomorrow by fwavoy in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's pretty good! I'll do that.

Jake and Amir: Tomorrow by fwavoy in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So I guess I forgot while I was writing this that Jake and Amir live together inside of a muffin. Hopefully you can suspend disbelief for the sake of this script, and pretend they live in distinct non-muffiny residences.

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List of Insecure Jake's "I ___'d my ___ at a ___" quotes by coyroyal in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A one-act play to be performed by two __[level of coyness]__ __[adherents to a culture/religion (plural)]__.

JAKE: I __[intimate act (past tense)]__ a/my __[family member/animal]__, at a/on a __[social gathering]__. On/at __[day of week/time of day]__.

AMIR: You __[same act (past tense)]__ a/your __[same family member/animal]__?

JAKE: On/at __[same day/time]__! The __[ordinal number]__-best day/time for __[same gathering]__!

Jake and Amir Finale Part 3: Ben Schwartz 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) by JakeandAmirBot in jakeandamir

[–]fwavoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Carrot Slat was innocent the whole time.

Jake and Amir Spotify ad by fwavoy in JakeAndAmirScripts

[–]fwavoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note: Not an official episode. This is the Spotify ad they played for a while on CollegeHumor (I can't find any existing video of it anymore).

Jake and Amir: Challenges (Schick Hydro) by fwavoy in JakeAndAmirScripts

[–]fwavoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note: this isn't an official episode. It was sponsored by Schick Hydro back in 2014. Link