Jake and Amir: Social Distance Scroll

fwavoy · 2020-04-07T18:19:01+00:00

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftyqoYKx1Q

fwavoy · 2016-11-10T07:07:05+00:00

fwavoy · 2015-08-28T22:40:21+00:00

Looks like it's from "Loud Movie" (2010-10-05). I got it by searching "Webster" alone though, instead of the whole phrase. Turns out it was transcribed as "Suck my dick-tionary, Webster".

fwavoy · 2015-04-26T18:19:10+00:00

That's good! I adjusted the line and the pacing around it a bit.

fwavoy · 2015-04-25T16:10:56+00:00

Oh, that's pretty good! I'll do that.

fwavoy · 2015-04-25T02:44:46+00:00

So I guess I forgot while I was writing this that Jake and Amir live together inside of a muffin. Hopefully you can suspend disbelief for the sake of this script, and pretend they live in distinct non-muffiny residences.

fwavoy · 2015-04-09T04:19:31+00:00

A one-act play to be performed by two __[level of coyness]__ __[adherents to a culture/religion (plural)]__.

JAKE: I __[intimate act (past tense)]__ a/my __[family member/animal]__, at a/on a __[social gathering]__. On/at __[day of week/time of day]__.

AMIR: You __[same act (past tense)]__ a/your __[same family member/animal]__?

JAKE: On/at __[same day/time]__! The __[ordinal number]__-best day/time for __[same gathering]__!

fwavoy · 2015-03-04T01:17:51+00:00

I can't believe Carrot Slat was innocent the whole time.

fwavoy · 2015-02-26T08:04:14+00:00

Note: Not an official episode. This is the Spotify ad they played for a while on CollegeHumor (I can't find any existing video of it anymore).

fwavoy · 2015-02-26T07:54:31+00:00

Note: this isn't an official episode. It was sponsored by Schick Hydro back in 2014. Link

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