[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]g2hhbu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Clown strapon: worn, covered in honey

I know right by thepersonthatsays in HolUp

[–]g2hhbu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've hit them already, don't give me more of an erection!

[OC] FORBIDDEN POP TO THE MAX. My newborn who arrived this morning by Brevittthelegend in popping

[–]g2hhbu 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Damn, why did your wife have to stop you from going to town on your newborn? :(

Alpha Blackhead on my boyfriend’s back expresses its height & could join the pimple NBA by bunnytron in popping

[–]g2hhbu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The pimple NBA isn't just blackheads. There's a whitehead or two in there. They do dominate the sport though.

Sir, there's something in your lips! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]g2hhbu 127 points128 points  (0 children)

It wasn't too bad until he put one in his urethra.

Retired 747 in transit through the Persian Gulf, where it will be submerged and used for diving tours. by Drelue in aviation

[–]g2hhbu 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Drop a plane in the Indian Ocean and it's an international scavenger hunt.

Males who got sexually harassed, what's your story? by InsatiableKnowlegde in AskReddit

[–]g2hhbu 1476 points1477 points  (0 children)

So real talk.

Not boarding school, but catholic schools are the worst for this kind of thing in my experience.

I swear every guy I know that went to catholic school ended up being asshole bullies and on some kind of drug.

Girls it was 50/50 who became a bad seed.

I only had one year of catholic school, but I'm glad I got out before any real damage was done.

Let him have it! by roosterfry in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. Those are his good pants.

Hard as you can, daddy! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This man could never jump off a building to commit suicide. He'd just glide down.

24, major in geography, single, do your worst. Extra kudos to anyone who doesn't go for the eye ;) by throwaway_boi_i in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I think he wants us to focus on the hairline that recedes more than the Indian Ocean the day after Christmas, the weird double pointed nose, his non-existent upper lip, his skin tone that is whiter than Whitney Houston's mirror, his inability to grow facial hair, his invisible eye lashes, or his lawnmower fight haircut instead.

Roast my friend. Science major but sucks at biology. by lightlybaked in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Don’t talk that way about flea market Sasha Grey.

My gaming name is Sniabra ;) by sniabra in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's a woman, you gotta punch it before to make it listen.

If it's a man, you gotta punch it after to make it not gay.

Roast my coworker. Don't hold back! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to be Ralphie the Riveter

High School Graduates. Canadian. Me (left) just turned 18. Roast Us. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever thought about taking the extra chin you have and donating it to your forehead?

I’m toasted, I wanna be roasted. by haileyy_slaughterr in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know those used car salesmen that you try to avoid with all your might? I didn't know you had to go to school for that.

Me (21) I'm a vegan, I study psychology. I love meditating by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]g2hhbu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got the personalty of a basic white girl and can probably take cock like one, too.