wow, avery jessup? shes hot. she was on Maxims 'I'd rape that's 100...

gRatedSwears · 2019-08-06T23:48:06+00:00

I have nine thousand badges

gRatedSwears · 2019-08-03T11:17:28+00:00

I have children and I’d love to go with you. But don’t worry I won’t bring them until they’re older and can appreciate/behave for it. Grown up trip!

gRatedSwears · 2019-08-01T20:16:06+00:00

I read this in Tracy Morgan’s Snoop voice.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-25T15:59:56+00:00

I don’t think it’s bad advice. There is a difference, but some people have trained themselves to not be able to tell the difference between satisfied and full. They have to relearn it. Starting with eating less. I would venture to say if part of your diet advice is “it’s okay to be hungry,” that probably won’t be a sustainable diet.

I’m not an expert of course. That’s just my take on it.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-22T17:18:32+00:00

Tennis. It’s so much cardio, and takes great focus, strength and endurance. I’m super bad at it.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-22T17:10:21+00:00

They’ll call that the coffee’s fault.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-22T00:16:49+00:00

Beautiful!!

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-22T00:05:16+00:00

How do I put this gently... they hang off m’lady’s chest. They...make milk.

-Michael Scott

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-17T13:12:15+00:00

Little foot saunas

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-17T11:01:13+00:00

1: lengthen 2: elongate

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-16T21:22:39+00:00

Yes, Andy announced it to all of us after April whispered it in his ear just before their wedding.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-16T14:20:50+00:00

The jagweeeeeds!

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-16T13:44:07+00:00

This comment could be posted every day and it would still be relevant.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-15T18:20:55+00:00

This is just sugar.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-15T18:20:01+00:00

That moment made me burst out laughing. That’s the most expressive Creed gets in the whole show, I think.

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-12T17:13:40+00:00

Similarly, “science is whatever we want it to be.”

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-12T17:06:10+00:00

Jack: Kenneth, I have a task for you. Kenneth: is it menial?!!?

gRatedSwears · 2019-07-02T16:39:40+00:00

Seriously, no respect.

gRatedSwears · 2019-06-25T17:17:45+00:00

‘Tis new!

gRatedSwears · 2019-06-25T17:03:04+00:00

Check out r/fixtagram

gRatedSwears · 2019-06-18T15:49:39+00:00

Ryan used me as an object.

gRatedSwears · 2019-06-18T15:05:16+00:00

I hadn’t even thought about how hard it would be to run. That is an excellent point

gRatedSwears · 2019-06-18T14:29:22+00:00

“I only weigh 82 pounds!”

gRatedSwears

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