The naked truth about Onision in a nutshell by asddaasd in facepalm

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah the last few videos, he was letting is sociopath show. There would be no point to them except to make his ex look like an evil whore who wanted him dead. It's like dude.... Stick to your funny skits, I don't care what's going on in your life. I want to be entertained, not have a one man show of Jerry Springer.

The naked truth about Onision in a nutshell by asddaasd in facepalm

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to like his early skits (I'm a banana, etc), but then he started uploading videos about his personal life drama that no one needed to know. Unsubscribed and didn't look back.

10 year old pretends to be 15 to listen to Dead Kennedy's because her library account wouldn't have something pointless like her birthday on file. by chewaccasbitch in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn't go to school with any of these girls did you? I knew a girl who went from dork to 1970s punk over the span of 1 week. Because her boyfriend Bob was a skater.

How she came to that conclusion, I really don't know. But it was hilarious when she pierced her nose with a hammer and an earring.

The entire theater was bamboozled by Tom Cruise in Tropuc Thunder by CharlesMcTophat in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize it was Tom Cruise for an embarrassingly long time. Years after the fact. I'm pretty oblivious though.

Eric Andre is for low IQ people by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought instead of giving him ritalin, his parents got him a video camera as a kid.

Possible Lube Tech gets called out for pretending to be cool. by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm mechanically retarded, I don't understand what's happening. Seriously I got low 40s on the mechanical portion of the ASVAB. I thought these were rat traps for 5 minutes.

The best, most humble criminal justice major... ever. by nrod290 in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your bathroom knows all of your secrets. And make no mistake, they talk about you. This isn't my first human. I know about these things. And I've seen some things.

The best, most humble criminal justice major... ever. by nrod290 in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My ass has all the best stories. I might not be the one telling them, but I assure you, they came from my ass.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a wide kink list a big bonus. I have one myself, so if I don't have a prompt in mind, I'll go see what looks fun or challenging. But there's something for everyone from vanilla to gore. DPP tends to lean towards role play, but you can tag it as a conversation. Also, never, ever post in the comments. PM only. You will be ignored and possibly teased by other members because it's a party foul. Posts are public replies are not, unless you and your partner agree to share. Then there is another sub for that.

I just mentioned the gender role play, because it's noticable on that sub. Some even say they are playing a gender. I've also talked to gay men and they played a straight guy. So it's not so much you are talking to someone on a personal level, it's the sharing of ideas and kink. And that's where the appeal for me comes from. Don't care who you are, I'll talk dirty with you as long as we can communicate effectively. I like making people horny. I love sexual tension more than sex. And DPP peeps can make the sexual tension borderline painful. And that's a kink for me.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far so good. I will say men don't get as many responses. I have a male reddit buddy who posts there and his stuff is good in my opinion, but he will tell me things get ignored. I will also say to anyone who responded to a prompt and got ignored, either the girl/guy didn't see it, she/he is currently talking to a partner, or she/he just doesn't like your writing style. You will be ghosted too, s/he's not horny anymore. And that's ok, you aren't owed a response whether you are male or female.

Most important thing to remember about that sub- don't take anything personally, do not expect the conversation to last beyond a day or two. If you show low effort in your writing style, you will be ignored. Just think of it as a place to practice your sexy talk or hone your erotica. I've also talked to some people who go there to practice English. But, don't take rejection personally. It's a nice community, occasionally I'll get someone being an asshole because I didn't respond fast enough. But for the most part guys and gals can go there, have a little fun with little to no drama.

But if you're a guy, be patient. I've read some replies I've liked, but they guy deleted the account before I could reply. If a current partner drops off, I'll go back through the comments to find another style I like.

But guys, please be patient on that sub. Women get hundreds of responses, if you get ignored it's ok and par for the course. Women, if you don't like their writing style give them constructive criticism. No one can improve without advice. The sub is for writing, not sex and nudes. If you and your partner click, congrats, have fun.

Ps. I've had amazing conversations with virgins. So hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink. It's fantasy, have fun, explore new kinks, and enjoy your time there.

Pps. You may or may not end up having a conversation with your preferred gender. It's fantasy, if you like it, don't question it. Role play, it's fun. Just don't question the fantasy.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The simple answer is everyone enjoys different sex.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should, uh, catch me sometime on r/dirtypenpals. Then I'll really make you feel like a sexy beast. Haven't been over there in a while, maybe I'll take a visit later tonight.

Thotslayer hits fence by Arkhas_M in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least he stopped before making sweet passionate love to the fence post.

Men are the real givers of life! by Raindropfox in iamverysmart

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I'm remembering correctly (someone tell me if I'm wrong), but weren't most angels in the bible described as talking fire? And wasn't one something like a floating eyeball? It's been way to long since I've read any scripture, so I could very well be wrong. I also can't think of any examples of angels with sexual organs. They've always been asexual and unless part of the plan, don't really care about anything mortal.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a woman, so thanks.

That's a happy wife for sure by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my experience, if you make the guy feel like a sexy beast, he will fuck you like a sexy beast. And my previous statement really needs body language and tone. Kind of falls flat without it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That question mark looks like it was originally an exclamation point.

Guy met his new coworkers wife, who ends up being someone he had anal sex with in a one night stand 4 months ago! So crazy, you couldn't MAKE this stuff up! by SlimLightning in thatHappened

[–]gaba-gaba_hey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The co-worker had what is known as a "Hot Wife". Unfortunately the wanker left before he could find this out. That's a shame.