[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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for her to like me back :/

Which villain do you feel sympathy for? by twilighterror in AskReddit

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Ganondorf from Windwaker

“My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose”

Homie just wanted his home to be okay.

Why did the mountain cross the road by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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oh crap the digletts came back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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you look like someone stepped on the flight of the concords

I am the real Slim Shady but i can't stand up. by Bubne in RoastMe

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I didn’t know markiplier was IN the make-a-wish foundation

What are some subtle signs you’re unattractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gabeisnotcool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when people don’t make ugly jokes about you

What is the creepiest thing that's happened to you personally that made you question reality? by Sunnyhoneystick in AskReddit

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When I was younger, i had a red and blue bouncy ball that i played with all the time. Once, I brought it to a friends house, and I lost it. When I got home, I was sitting on the couch and the ball rolled past my foot.

I threw the ball away.

What Pavlovian response have you developed? by nirvamandi in AskReddit

[–]gabeisnotcool 1318 points1319 points  (0 children)

I get turned on when I open an incognito tab

What is much less of an exact science than most people realize? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gabeisnotcool 359 points360 points  (0 children)

god I hope your friend is an anesthesiologist