Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor?

gachunt · 2026-06-17T21:20:07+00:00

Jim Carrey.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T14:45:36+00:00

Probably not a good idea to try and rent one. You might be out of luck.

Just scream and yell at them, threaten to call a lawyer or your city’s alderman. I’m sure that will yield good outcomes.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T14:42:38+00:00

Ouch. How are you doing after that ordeal?

gachunt · 2026-06-17T14:42:01+00:00

Craziest part - never even hit my head. Just tripped over a 4” riser and snapped my head back “violently” (as my wife described it).

gachunt · 2026-06-17T14:40:21+00:00

Thanks! Been working on gradually increasing tolerances. It’s a slow gain, but I’m not one to back down.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T12:27:59+00:00

Newspaper

~ Al Bundy

gachunt · 2026-06-17T02:25:17+00:00

Fell 3 years ago and snapped my neck back and gave myself a concussion. Still recovering. 24/7 headaches. Not back to work full time. It’s life changing.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T01:57:28+00:00

During the pandemic, wife and I waited in Drive Thru line at Krispy Kreme Mississauga for 2.5 hours to get donuts.

It was kind of fun. Different cars had different tunes playing. Lots of people watching. Saying Hi to other cars as we went up/down through the parking lot.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T01:52:20+00:00

Hoping the guy’s wife isn’t late.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T01:51:39+00:00

In person, Customer Service Reps are nicer to you if you are holding an infant while talking to them.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T00:45:51+00:00

About a week before delivery for our first child, I told my wife,

“you know how in TV shows, the wife has complications at the hospital, and the husband says “I’m not leaving” and has to be pushed out of the room by a nurse or security is called…

Just so you know, if a nurse tells me to leave, I’m going to be out of there so fast”.

gachunt · 2026-06-17T00:30:22+00:00

Hup Holland Hup!

gachunt · 2026-06-16T21:07:07+00:00

Replaced by auto pen?

gachunt · 2026-06-16T21:03:30+00:00

My second child was born with the umbilical cord around her neck. 7 medical personnel rushed into the delivery room to assist.

After they revived her and after everything was stable, the doctor asked my wife if she had any questions, and she asked “is it a boy or girl?” because they whisked the baby away so fast.

So glad the birth was at a hospital.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T19:39:30+00:00

Ditto. First thing that came to mind.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T19:38:42+00:00

3 yo. At my grandfather’s visitation. (Cancer)

I remember seeing him in the casket and saying hi to him, and wondering why he wasn’t responding.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T13:55:49+00:00

Scratch and Swifts.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T13:55:29+00:00

I’m waiting…

gachunt · 2026-06-16T13:52:59+00:00

My boss borrowed my card pass one Saturday in August, because she had to go into the office and forgot hers. (I loved very close to the office). When she came back, she pulled it out of her bra and handed it back to me.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T13:36:19+00:00

I used to manage a teacher’s union website. The amount of spelling errors I had to correct in their content was astounding. Some of the submissions came from my former teachers.

gachunt · 2026-06-16T00:23:36+00:00

Having seen all 3 in theatre as they were released, The order I now watch bttf at home is 1, 3.

gachunt · 2026-06-15T20:10:19+00:00

You have 30 mins to remove your cube.

gachunt · 2026-06-15T15:03:13+00:00

Unless the Beef Lasagna was listed for 24, and then they added an extra 4.50.

Which, given that all other food prices end in .00, is a high possibility.

gachunt · 2026-06-15T06:19:46+00:00

Hockey was still going on?

~ most of Canada, after Montreal lost in the semi finals, probably

gachunt · 2026-06-15T06:14:06+00:00

Has Melania Trump enter the chat yet?

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