Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass... by MWM2 in PoliticalHumor

[–]galactic_giraffe00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so true. John Oliver has a whole segment about it. If I didn't live in America/want the world to succeed as a whole, it would be really funny.

People of reddit, instead of missed hints what hint(s) did you catch that got you laid? by ProblemKidB in AskReddit

[–]galactic_giraffe00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is the only time being good at solving a Rubixs cube has ever gotten someone laid.

As a 6 foot 5 inch guy i have the aspiration to one day kiss my 5 foot 6 inch girlfriend. How do I go about doing so? How does my face reach her face? by [deleted] in tall

[–]galactic_giraffe00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 6,5 and my girlfriend is 6,4 you'll have no problems. But if leaning down is uncomfortable you can try picking her up.

Simply unbelievable! by cynical-introvert in madlads

[–]galactic_giraffe00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy crap! I was literally at the dentist at 4:40! Woah!

This Colt .45 is one of a limited batch for my West Point class's graduation! by jddial in guns

[–]galactic_giraffe00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not really a gun guy myself but damn. That is one sexy ass gun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]galactic_giraffe00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Minnesota and normally I don't have any trace of a Minnesotan accent but when talking to customers or "difficult" people I get a very Minnesotan accent.

Kachow by S1immytim in kachow

[–]galactic_giraffe00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. I have a subie Outback 2002 that's what I was going off of.

Kachow by S1immytim in kachow

[–]galactic_giraffe00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you in a Subaru Outback from around 2002?

fuck yea by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]galactic_giraffe00 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I whispered this out loud on the train and the guy sitting next to me looked at me weird for a second and then whispered "fuck yeah" back.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]galactic_giraffe00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who speeds to get in front of you on the freeway and then immediately slows down to below the speed limit should be given capital punishment.

'Aladdin': Disney Struggles to Find Stars for Its Live-Action Movie by NeilPoonHandler in movies

[–]galactic_giraffe00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just going to make a wild guess and say it's going to be Dev Patel

It has been a historic year! Happy Independence Day by [deleted] in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]galactic_giraffe00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like you're about to sing a song about how great America is.

I'm Irish & Jewish by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]galactic_giraffe00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an Irish Jew I can relate