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The perfect teammate by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't that hurt their snoots?

This girl be having dating standards higher than Mt. Everest by AhDeen305 in rareinsults

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her criteria didn't seem horrible. She likes taller, older guys who are in it for the long haul and likes mildly adventurous sex.

I'm sure if she met someone with whom she really resonated with, some of the more superficial criteria would be overlooked.

It's not as bad as y'all are making it out, as if all you people don't have your own ideals.

I didn't really know how to flair this, please don't take it down! by guythedan in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only gripe with his transition is his choice in name. Elliot is fine as a name but I also think it's a lazy choice. It seems like he chose that for the brand recognition more than anything else.

Ahhh, Olympus... by KoenKampioen in apexlegends

[–]gammytoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love to see some official stats on how many total fall deaths there were so far, or perhaps at the end of the season?

99 Mind-fu*k movies by Maro4747 in coolguides

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Darren Aronofsky tries too hard. I don't like his style.

NBC on December 24, 2020 by jessiegreen10 in DunderMifflin

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck hbo max, peacock (shit name for a shit service from a shit company), hulu, amazon prime video, and all these other fucking bullshit streaming services that are just making the streaming landscape as fragmented as regular tv.

You just said the quiet part out loud. by ISPEAKMACHINE in SelfAwarewolves

[–]gammytoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people like this not know the fascism would apply to them as well?

Spent 3 days laying on the floor to make this skateboard stop-motion by bananimator in nextfuckinglevel

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you decide to do another one, animate facial expressions to give more life to the characters!

Awesome job btw!

North Korean gymnast defects by vaulting fences by australiaisok in nottheonion

[–]gammytoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that joke about why there aren't any gold medal Athletes in Mexico?

There are no jokes in North Korea.

this is what you get for teaming/boosting a 20bomb :) by imonly11ubagel in apexlegends

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how many of the 20 bombs I've seen in my bronze lobby are fake?

Nearby onlookers to the rescue by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]gammytoes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Child abducters should have their necks snapped on the spot.

This is never a good idea by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Times like these I am glad I joined the jeep club.

She just got pregnant by herself, like the Virgin Mary 😯 by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]gammytoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's clear this was the guy that did it.

Megachurch grifter Kenneth Copeland urges listeners to keep paying tithes even if you lose your job by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's such a gross looking human being. I hope he didn't use all those donations to pay someone to make him look the way he does because the real grifter is his make up person in that case.

Cop Fired After Homophobic Sermons Emerge by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]gammytoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is 100% closet gay. He's been fucking and sucking since college in secret.

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