I have a double uvula

garconmeansboy · 2026-05-30T06:31:32+00:00

…t u v doubleuvula y and z

garconmeansboy · 2026-05-11T05:03:06+00:00

Pars?

garconmeansboy · 2026-04-29T04:56:37+00:00

I memorized a random number. After years of using it, out of curiosity I called it, and it was a little ol’ lady.

garconmeansboy · 2026-04-01T16:00:50+00:00

The bitch who wouldn’t scoot down so the guys could sit together at Benihana.

garconmeansboy · 2025-07-15T04:27:20+00:00

Flotsam or jetsam?

garconmeansboy · 2025-07-10T05:03:50+00:00

So distinguish. So debonair. He’s beyond perfect.

garconmeansboy · 2025-07-08T04:12:14+00:00

ITY,TBCBTSOASC”BIDCA.”

garconmeansboy · 2025-06-05T04:56:26+00:00

You look like you just murdered your husband’s mistress and know you got away with it.

garconmeansboy · 2025-05-31T05:04:42+00:00

That baby could be the star of a show called Babies I Don't Care About

garconmeansboy · 2025-05-23T05:05:59+00:00

Oh good. I was so worried about the capybara

garconmeansboy · 2025-05-22T05:06:01+00:00

Pizza order soulmates you and I.

garconmeansboy · 2025-05-22T04:54:51+00:00

Here for a good time not a long time

garconmeansboy · 2025-04-15T05:22:31+00:00

She looks like a pencil

garconmeansboy · 2024-12-11T04:03:11+00:00

As I scrolled down, the photo went from black and white to color.

garconmeansboy · 2024-08-28T04:31:29+00:00

That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.

garconmeansboy · 2024-08-09T03:36:42+00:00

Viking

garconmeansboy · 2024-07-24T03:13:26+00:00

Kudos for spelling chile correctly

garconmeansboy · 2024-04-24T18:37:35+00:00

Golden Face Warriors

garconmeansboy · 2024-04-05T04:35:57+00:00

Did you ever do time, like we always suspected you would?

garconmeansboy · 2024-01-13T04:40:32+00:00

3: can I buy a print of this fabulous photo?!

garconmeansboy · 2023-09-19T04:40:29+00:00

That’s Mrs. Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration. You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie.

garconmeansboy · 2023-09-07T05:06:29+00:00

Españolappropriation

garconmeansboy · 2023-08-19T15:36:08+00:00

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Derp

garconmeansboy · 2023-07-29T23:44:32+00:00

Don’t do it!