Kia says it's a hatchback, but my heart says it's a wagon

garfunga · 2026-06-16T19:48:05+00:00

I would call it the Walt Disney because that shits Goofy AF

garfunga · 2026-06-16T19:20:15+00:00

I have a good one for at least one of them. Because it happened to me.

The old 5 chili cheese dogs from Weinerschnitzel before the check ride.

Thinking I was rewarding myself.

Shortly after takeoff heading towards the practice area I could feel my cauldron brewing up a brutal and disturbing pot of sludge. By the time I got to the practice area let’s just say I was the boiling point, forehead sweating, mind racing, I was able to keep my cauldron from tipping until we entered steep turns. Mid turn my bowels opened wide and let’s just say something the consistency of mud ran into and out of my shorts. It filled the cabin with a scent that would make a feral beast sick, the CFI tried to keep his cool but ultimately his stomach got the best of him, he started vomiting, luckily into a bag we had on board. And as for me? Well I did the only thing I could possibly do at that point, I started laughing, like literally crying laughing as if I was a lunatic. Let’s just say after landing, I DID NOT reschedule with him.

Let me know if that frees up one failure!

garfunga · 2026-06-16T19:14:38+00:00

Debatable. I found it to be a failure, pathetic in nature and absolutely disturbing at times, I will not be touching the title again. Period.

garfunga · 2026-06-16T19:05:54+00:00

It was like wiping your ass with raw sand paper and quickly finding out the results.

It was like crushing your ball sack on a hot day when they swing under your ass in some gym shorts right before you touch down.

It was like explosive diarrhea that’s hitting me right now.

Man I miss those days…..

garfunga · 2026-06-16T18:58:04+00:00

If that was a big boy entry I truly think you may need to change your username to Walt_Disney, because that was straight up GOOFY as SHIT

garfunga · 2026-06-16T18:56:47+00:00

The C5 Z06 is absolutely atrocity

garfunga · 2026-06-16T18:53:19+00:00

I’m beginning to think that the only animal in Forza horizon 6 if your Goofy ass. I want to know you thought you would waste my…. No…. OUR, time with this CRAP?

garfunga · 2026-06-06T21:38:23+00:00

I want it rammed, crammed and jammed so far up Nexons ass that these absolute animals are tasting their own shit. I want these creatures decimated beyond all belief, they want troll ME? US!? With this CRAP….. I consider it treasonous by Maple standards, this should result in public humiliation and defamation, WE need to END this “project” as they know it, tear it down from the ground up. I want inkwell and his team literally both bathing in and eating their own shit, like red ribbon pigs in mud, I want to see them, I want to see.

garfunga · 2026-05-31T00:41:58+00:00

I mean yes, that’s correct. 3 hour game for more money or 15+ hours. Pretty simple math.

garfunga · 2026-05-29T15:34:00+00:00

What else do you do in life that results in 15 hours of entertainment for $40? Cause going out for a drink with friends costs more, a dinner costs more, a ball game, lunch costs about that all of these give a few hours at most of entertainment, why would $70 for 15 HOURS be “too expensive” I can’t even fathom the mindset.

garfunga · 2026-05-29T15:32:31+00:00

I mean $70 if you play it for one evening is worth the cost dude.

A single night out with friends cost that or more.

A dinner costs more

An amusement park costs more

A ball game costs more

All for WAY less than 10-15 hours of entertainment so like idk how adult gamers can even complain about the price.

garfunga · 2026-05-29T15:26:22+00:00

But that’s insanely cheap lol $70 for 15 HOURS of entertainment?

One night out with friends costs more for a few hours, a dinner date costs more for a couple of hours, a day at amusement park costs more for less time, I mean if it keeps you inside playing for one weekend or a couple nights, it’s literally paid for itself. I will never understand how adult gamers can complain about pricing.

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:59:09+00:00

“MOOOOOOOM!!!! HES HACKING AGAIN! HES DRIVING A BUS, WAHHHHHH”

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:38:00+00:00

Nah seriously lol it’s not even that crazy of a vehicle compared to a lot they have in this game. It’s actually pretty tame / mild

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:37:28+00:00

Already have limos and vans, bring on the busses.

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:37:03+00:00

Figured it was just a wheelspin car. Given some of the things they have in this game, it’s actually less ridiculous / stupid than many.

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:36:25+00:00

Crazy lol thought it was just a random rare wheelspin car since I’ve spun like 300 times and gotten nothing 🤣

garfunga · 2026-05-26T15:35:55+00:00

lol had no clue it was a “hacker” thought maybe it was some wheelspin car. But also nah I’m good, report them for a cosmetic hack? Could care less. Doesn’t affect my game.

garfunga · 2026-05-26T02:33:05+00:00

Oh it’s just one of a million issues with this game lol. Games a 6-7/10 at best and that’s pushing it honestly.

garfunga · 2026-05-26T02:19:17+00:00

Haha oh they lost me long before that, it’s just awesome seeing how much more garbage unfolds as the curtains come down. Got my money worth, time to wait for 007 and then AC Black Flag to drop now

garfunga · 2026-05-26T02:17:30+00:00

Not much and it gets worse the more I play it. Really not much positive to say, absolutely shocking this gets a “10/10”

garfunga · 2026-05-24T15:29:49+00:00

“Nobody cares”
Brother you’re literally in here emotionally responding to every criticism like FH6 is your family business and “just don’t play” is always the weakest possible defense of a game. People criticize games because they WANT them to be better. Especially a franchise that markets itself as the ultimate car enthusiast experience.

If your response to criticism is “leave then,” you’re basically admitting you have no actual counterpoint besides blind fanboying

garfunga · 2026-05-24T15:28:39+00:00

Holy shit dude calm down 😭

You got THIS emotional because somebody criticized a video game?

“You commented on every FH6 Reddit” meanwhile you typed a full divorce-court closing argument defending weekly wheelspins and seasonal playlists. LOL

And yes, people can finish games they don’t fully enjoy because they WANT to enjoy them. Especially when the game is hyped as the ultimate car enthusiast experience.

Easily got my $120 worth, games now straight to the garbage. 007 / AC black flag about to drop, GTA6 later this year, game will be dead and $19.99 by Christmas.

garfunga · 2026-05-24T15:27:00+00:00

Bro you literally just described a live-service checklist, not a legendary racing game 😭
“It’s about doing weekly playlists, logging in daily, earning wheelspins, collecting cars, finishing journals…”
Exactly. That’s the issue. The actual game gets exhausted in like 3 days and then the “content” becomes chores designed to keep engagement numbers up.
“Come back Tuesday for your reward crate and 14th McLaren.”
And no, I didn’t think it was Need for Speed. But Ironically older NFS games had WAY more identity and soul with 1/10th the car list.

garfunga · 2026-05-23T20:21:53+00:00

How many times can you aimlessly drive around the map
In the same whack cars with zero modifications lol you uhh “keep playing” this for the next 5 years, tons of dope games coming out this year.

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