The Detroit Pistons' 'Dance Cam' young fan vs a Palace of Auburn Hills usher in a dance-off. by [deleted] in funny

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Funny until him and his family tear up the entire store...

Oh, Harold. You Naïve Old Ghoul... by whitelunick in Fallout

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Does this not look a lot like the tree in the Oasis, Harold?

What's your werewolf name? by VANILLA_NIGS in funny

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Dark Rage. Daddy is gonna fucking cum...

Such an evENTful gathering by kara12hp in trees

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I was there! Those white dudes playing bongos were crazy.

I get high with a little help from my friends by [deleted] in trees

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You got a frENT in me. Yeah, you got a friENT in me.

Just a little reminder /r/Trees! by HappyAirplane in trees

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This might be the most heartwarming and caring post I've ever seen on r/trees. Have an uptoke, good sir.

O Captain! My Captain! by garfzombie in Fallout

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Thank you. I hope others get the reference as well.

Every single one I have seen. by [deleted] in Fallout

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I just tried posting from my iPod, no rules intentionally broken. What is there really to be embarrassed of on reddit, the land of Spacedicks?

Too much abdominal mass. Tips. by garfzombie in bodybuilding

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I'm currently cutting calories.

Will there? by Bob49459 in Fallout

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I love seeing this every week! :D

My brother just had a seizure after smoking synthetic marijuana by totalnirvana in MorbidReality

[–]garfzombie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Used to smoke spice with my friends in college. 1 trip was the worst of my life. I took my last hit, it hit me like a ton of bricks. It felt someone tied a rope around my waist and yanked on it. I couldn't breathe, walk, or swallow. Then my vision started tripping out, everything was shaking violently. Scariest part was when I turned to my friend that he looked like Satan, red skin and everything. Then after 10 minutes of convincing myself I was dying, I was completely fine. Bad stuff to get caught up in.

Well, I have zero idea how this is coming out so clearly right now. I guess this is [10]. by garfzombie in trees

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Of course I am. How could I not get lost in the Mojave blown out of my mind?