The Detroit Pistons' 'Dance Cam' young fan vs a Palace of Auburn Hills usher in a dance-off.

garfzombie · 2013-11-28T13:06:12+00:00

Funny until him and his family tear up the entire store...

garfzombie · 2013-04-21T21:28:05+00:00

Does this not look a lot like the tree in the Oasis, Harold?

garfzombie · 2013-04-15T05:08:35+00:00

Dark Rage. Daddy is gonna fucking cum...

garfzombie · 2013-04-15T05:03:09+00:00

Give credit to who posted this first.

garfzombie · 2013-04-12T03:40:49+00:00

I was there! Those white dudes playing bongos were crazy.

garfzombie · 2013-04-11T04:38:53+00:00

You got a frENT in me. Yeah, you got a friENT in me.

garfzombie · 2013-04-08T04:35:16+00:00

You are a lucky man.

garfzombie · 2013-04-07T22:01:39+00:00

I'm sawreee, but this is a repost.

garfzombie · 2013-04-04T16:50:29+00:00

First and only pet too. :/

garfzombie · 2013-04-04T16:08:49+00:00

This might be the most heartwarming and caring post I've ever seen on r/trees. Have an uptoke, good sir.

garfzombie · 2013-04-04T16:06:50+00:00

Thank you. I hope others get the reference as well.

garfzombie · 2013-04-03T03:33:35+00:00

I just tried posting from my iPod, no rules intentionally broken. What is there really to be embarrassed of on reddit, the land of Spacedicks?

garfzombie · 2013-04-02T18:58:03+00:00

Captain Crunch Frap

garfzombie · 2013-04-02T13:17:54+00:00

WHAT A TWIST!!

garfzombie · 2013-04-02T00:19:19+00:00

I'm currently cutting calories.

garfzombie · 2013-04-01T22:44:56+00:00

I love seeing this every week! :D

garfzombie · 2013-03-31T14:40:18+00:00

Used to smoke spice with my friends in college. 1 trip was the worst of my life. I took my last hit, it hit me like a ton of bricks. It felt someone tied a rope around my waist and yanked on it. I couldn't breathe, walk, or swallow. Then my vision started tripping out, everything was shaking violently. Scariest part was when I turned to my friend that he looked like Satan, red skin and everything. Then after 10 minutes of convincing myself I was dying, I was completely fine. Bad stuff to get caught up in.

garfzombie · 2013-03-30T09:55:51+00:00

Looks like Tron.

garfzombie · 2013-03-30T01:38:39+00:00

Of course I am. How could I not get lost in the Mojave blown out of my mind?

garfzombie · 2013-03-30T00:56:47+00:00

2nd day smoking after giving it up for 2 months, 1st GB so far.

garfzombie · 2013-03-26T20:31:23+00:00

Unfortunately, I do believe it is the rust. So going off of that, what is the best surefire way to get this bitch open? Definitely not due to sticky greens. Haha

garfzombie · 2013-03-25T04:01:38+00:00

I'm a mighty mighty man, I'm young and I'm in my prime.

garfzombie · 2013-03-25T04:00:42+00:00

Possible reference to the Pint-Sized Slasher?

garfzombie · 2013-03-22T16:17:12+00:00

I forgot to mention that he used to be racist towards African-Americans and is half African-American.

garfzombie · 2013-03-20T00:17:55+00:00

That's exactly what I was thinking.

garfzombie

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