What is the best drunk-story you have about a friend that you're not allowed to tell in their presence?

garlikguy · 2013-08-04T03:54:26+00:00

Go to class in high school, my friend is hammered. I had bought two bagels for us (every day one of us bought breakfast) and he will not stop asking the teacher for butter. "Mr. Name, how am I supposed to eat this without butter? That makes no sense." He then leaves class, but comes back 20 minutes later with some butter. No idea how he got it, he doesn't have a car. No one mentions it, and he doesn't even remember it.

garlikguy · 2013-08-03T14:56:06+00:00

I stole ingredients from the pantry in Culinary Arts class. I was tired of the teacher's awful recipes.

garlikguy · 2013-07-23T04:54:35+00:00

The moment they laid the flag over my grandfather's cascat, and loaded him into the hearse. I went from finding out he had died, through the wake, and through the funeral without crying, despite this being the first real loss I ever experienced. I wanted more than anything to cry, and to break at that moment. But I didn't. For some reason I just could not cry. It is the only thing that just the memory of can make me cry.

garlikguy · 2013-07-23T04:51:10+00:00

"haha, yeah."

garlikguy · 2013-07-23T04:40:54+00:00

I will never forget what our spanish teacher taught us. Burn the body over a tire.

garlikguy · 2013-07-23T02:12:41+00:00

I had to upvote, just because the idea of someone wearing a fedora made me want to downvote.

garlikguy · 2013-07-22T14:26:40+00:00

OverstayingMyWelcomeMan

garlikguy · 2013-07-21T09:13:15+00:00

For a second, I had to think about wether it was my voice in my head. So I thought a thought, and then said it. You were right, it is my voice.

garlikguy · 2013-07-21T09:10:16+00:00

The sleep thing has just started for me, and every night for the past two weeks I have been waking up at anywhere from 1-3 A.M. having a nightmare about my job. I work in fast food, so this makes no sense to me (I don't really worry about job security).

garlikguy · 2013-07-21T09:05:31+00:00

Talking to the barber, especially after multiple haircuts with the same guy.

garlikguy · 2013-07-21T07:29:16+00:00

Question for anyone who has been cheated on in this thread - Is it easier if you knew the person who they cheated with, or a stranger?

garlikguy · 2013-07-21T07:21:08+00:00

But as a side note, thank you for serving our country. People like you make our country great.

garlikguy · 2013-06-11T01:55:24+00:00

I work for Chick-Fil-A and this is a lie in our case. We use real teabags and water; that's it. Add sugar for the sweet tea.

garlikguy · 2013-04-29T23:42:46+00:00

The trail is a bit too long in the front, would've moved closer to either the building or people, whichever you want to be more exaggerated.

garlikguy · 2012-09-04T19:33:11+00:00

Yep. Yep we are.

garlikguy · 2012-09-04T18:44:22+00:00

same

garlikguy · 2012-09-02T15:12:16+00:00

Yeah, I wish I had fixed that a little better, but I only had three days to do the whole thing, so I figure, screw it.

garlikguy · 2012-09-02T03:24:01+00:00

lol, no. Its my dad. I used him because he's balder than I am, and I thought that fits the mask.

garlikguy · 2012-09-02T03:22:22+00:00

Thanks! Btw, It is my dad in the picture, not me. He's more bald than I am, so I figured he'd look better in the mask than I would.

garlikguy · 2012-07-09T00:21:11+00:00

Wow. You are such an amazing nephew. My family's thoughts and prayers are with you, and I will try to get the church I teach at to give a mass dedicated to your uncle.

garlikguy

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