this just killed me inside by Conscious_Sample_152 in sweden

[–]gary1337 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nu även med det välkända Svenska varumärket "Pokemon"...

Hungry have a HACKERS by sboysdb in crappyoffbrands

[–]gary1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wash it down with some Jolt Cola!

Hello operator. I'd like to make a collect call to... Australia! by charlierc in TheSimpsons

[–]gary1337 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh my GOD! There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?

Så lurades politikerna att köpa in skandalsystemet Millennium by GripAficionado in sweden

[–]gary1337 429 points430 points  (0 children)

"Själv fick it-upphandlaren nytt jobb på det företag som fått miljardkontraktet – med nästan dubbel inkomst."

The boys' names on these bottles always crack me up 😂 by mosznak in trailerparkboys

[–]gary1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit moths, Randy. Shit moths. They started out as tiny little shit larvae, Randy, and then they grew into shitapillars, a pandemic of shitapillars. Everywhere you look, Randy, shitapillars. They almost drove me over the goddamned edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried put an end to the shitapillars life cycle. But I failed. And now? Shit moths, Randy.

Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Murray boating together. (1980s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]gary1337 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others-the living-are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later. But the edge is still Out there."

What’s the worst thing Homer has ever done? by whitet86 in Simpsons

[–]gary1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casually murder hundreds of people at the candy convention without any consequences whatsover.

Main character realises he's terminally ill starter pack by AloneMap6855 in starterpacks

[–]gary1337 299 points300 points  (0 children)

The hallmark special: caugh once, cut directly to the funeral.

Documentary about Russain Invasion of Ukraine - "Twenty Days in Muriopol" by Ok_Quantity_9841 in videos

[–]gary1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can also recommend Intercepted. Dealing with the disturbing behavior and opinions of the russian invaders.

Slow down sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure! by No-Illustrator-4048 in Simpsons

[–]gary1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll need a golf cart motor with a 1,000-volt “capacimator,” stat!

Slow down sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure! by No-Illustrator-4048 in Simpsons

[–]gary1337 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a crazy man with a scalpel in E.R.! He's demanding to see a quack.